+211 Certain diseases, poor diet, and smoking cause cancer; deodorant and cellphones cause cancer; babies and strawberries cause cancer; wearing a white t-shirt cause...seems like every single day something new and unexpected causes it! :-( amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And starlight, and telephone lines.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post gave me cancer : (

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But only in the state of California.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure if you put everything that causes cancer together, the general trend is that old age does it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Meh, according to my biology teacher all guys get prostate cancer if the live long enough so I'm all set.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

omg i put on deoderant, talked on my cellphone, and ate a strawberry all in the last hour. I am also wearing a white T-shirt now. its been fun guys, but my time has come

by Anonymous 11 years ago

According to recent research life is the number one cause of death in the world.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well, that's it then. We're all screwed.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I read somewhere that giving blow jobs can give you throat cancer? I thought that was hilarious for some reason.

by Anonymous 11 years ago