+2,169 The first bank ever must have been quite sketchy. "What am I going to do with all my money?" "Just give it to me...I'll take care of it...I promise..", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The first bank to chain pens to the desk must have also been sketchy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Get it? Cus you can sketch with a pen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The first sperm bank might of been sketchy also. "Hmmm what to do with my extra semen"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eat it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The funny part is that it has a pretty high rating, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a review below by someone named "Barbie." It reads, "It was hard at first because I do not have a man in the house but I do have 3 male dogs, who are more than happy to lend their services." Something is definitely wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"My friends, my family, even my mom is eating my semen!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You're thinking of this place all wrong, as if I had the money back in a safe! The money's not here! Your money's in Joe's house, right next to yours!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Following a trend, I see. http://www.amirite.net/515884

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): twas what I thought. Just the use of the word "sketchy" spiced it up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fun fact: The first banks were actually in Florence and the word "bank" comes from the Italian word "banca" which meant "bankrupt". Since the first banks were just like wooden desks out in the town square, if a bank went bankrupt the townspeople would get pissed and just chop up their desk and trash all of their stuff. I probably messed something up, I don't totally remember what my tour guide told me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Catholic religion did not believe in loaning money with interest, the Jews started it in Italy (maybe in Florence), and Europeans adapted it later by finding away around the law. The word bank (banca) had something to do with going to the table and making the exchange. At least this is what my World History teacher taught me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

taught*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I trusted auto-correct, it failed me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They could've been Jews, he didn't say anything about religion. I'm a little bit fuzzy on what banca meant, but I think it was the word for when a bank went bankrupt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The phrase "the Jews started it" in combination with mention of your History class conjured up a hilarious mental image for me. "The Jews started it in Italy-" "Yes! Yes! Ze Jews started it!" "Adolf, I'm going to have to ask you to sit down." "But you prove my point, ze Jews started it!" "Mr. Hitler, do I need to call the principal?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was probably in someone's little house/cottage. And they kept the money inside of little hay mattresses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The first porn movie must have been really awkward "alright, so umm....go ahead and get naked"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That make it sound like your into watching rapes...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(to sex mchristie or to not sex mchristie hmm )

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PowerSerg, this is very meta of you, if I am using the term correctly. Therefore, here is a related link. http://xkcd.com/917/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More importantly, why would they call it a bank? I mean if you were naming something awesome and new you'd call it something fun, like "kerfufflepop", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or make it rhyme with orange.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, that would ruin the fun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How am i the first person to claim repost?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pearl: "I have all this MONEY *shakes finful of money* and I don't know what to do with it! AND I'm hungry!!" Easy +10 Internetz if you get the reference.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spongebob

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The fin gave it away..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The first loan was probably pretty shady too. Banker: "So I'm going to lend you this 500000 dollars? Loaner: "Correct." Baner: "And you promise you're gonna pay me back?: Loaner: "Uh yeah man definitely. In like a month or so...I'll even give you more than you originally gave me. We'll call it interest"

by Anonymous 13 years ago