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The first bank ever must have been quite sketchy. "What am I going to do with all my money?" "Just give it to me...I'll take care of it...I promise..", amirite?

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The first bank to chain pens to the desk must have also been sketchy.

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@1320457

So is that like a....self-hipster kinda thing?

@1320457

I like that comment before it was posted lolwut smilie

The first sperm bank might of been sketchy also. "Hmmm what to do with my extra semen"

@http://www.lulu.com/product/pap...ecipes/5198959

The funny part is that it has a pretty high rating, too.

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@http://www.lulu.com/product/pap...ecipes/5198959

There's a review below by someone named "Barbie." It reads, "It was hard at first because I do not have a man in the house but I do have 3 male dogs, who are more than happy to lend their services."

Something is definitely wrong.

@http://www.lulu.com/product/pap...ecipes/5198959

"My friends, my family, even my mom is eating my semen!"

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +5Reply
@http://www.lulu.com/product/pap...ecipes/5198959

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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@1320472

They should of asked for Mr. Hands.

@Velociraptor They should of asked for Mr. Hands.

The chemistry teacher at my school, his name is Mr. Hanz.

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@1320520

(insert hand-job joke here)

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Serg (insert hand-job joke here)

Inserts my penis there instead

@Shadi Both should fit comfortably.

(Chauncy Pickles): So should your pickle(s?) ;D

@Shadi You're telling me! :U

:U om nom nom I wantz a cooky

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Serg :U om nom nom I wantz a cooky

JBU

Chill, brah. 'smy cookie.

Anonymous +2Reply

Following a trend, I see.

http://www.amirite.net/515884

@Shadi Following a trend, I see. http://www.amirite.net/515884

(Chauncy Pickles): twas what I thought. Just the use of the word "sketchy" spiced it up.

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@1321502

<sarcasm> oh. </sarcasm>

Fun fact: The first banks were actually in Florence and the word "bank" comes from the Italian word "banca" which meant "bankrupt". Since the first banks were just like wooden desks out in the town square, if a bank went bankrupt the townspeople would get pissed and just chop up their desk and trash all of their stuff.

I probably messed something up, I don't totally remember what my tour guide told me.

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are +16Reply
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@1320551

Haha, it was poorly worded. Shorter version: Italians smashed the shit out of the first banks if they went bankrupt

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are +35Reply
@CapedCrusader Haha, it was poorly worded. Shorter version: Italians smashed the shit out of the first banks if they went bankrupt

Another Fun Fact thanks to bum bada BUUUM The CAPED CRUSADER! (o:

In all seriousness dude, cool story.

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are +6Reply
@1320551

That sounds much nicer than "tl;dr".

@CapedCrusader Fun fact: The first banks were actually in Florence and the word "bank" comes from the Italian word "banca" which...

The Catholic religion did not believe in loaning money with interest, the Jews started it in Italy (maybe in Florence), and Europeans adapted it later by finding away around the law. The word bank (banca) had something to do with going to the table and making the exchange.

At least this is what my World History teacher taught me.

@DandyLion The Catholic religion did not believe in loaning money with interest, the Jews started it in Italy (maybe in...

The phrase "the Jews started it" in combination with mention of your History class conjured up a hilarious mental image for me.

"The Jews started it in Italy-"

"Yes! Yes! Ze Jews started it!"

"Adolf, I'm going to have to ask you to sit down."

"But you prove my point, ze Jews started it!"

"Mr. Hitler, do I need to call the principal?"

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +28Reply
@DandyLion The Catholic religion did not believe in loaning money with interest, the Jews started it in Italy (maybe in...

They could've been Jews, he didn't say anything about religion. I'm a little bit fuzzy on what banca meant, but I think it was the word for when a bank went bankrupt.

CapedCrusaders avatar CapedCrusader Yeah You Are +3Reply

The first porn movie must have been really awkward "alright, so umm....go ahead and get naked"

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +14Reply
@Serg The first porn movie must have been really awkward "alright, so umm....go ahead and get naked"

PowerSerg, this is very meta of you, if I am using the term correctly. Therefore, here is a related link.

http://xkcd.com/917/

More importantly, why would they call it a bank? I mean if you were naming something awesome and new you'd call it something fun, like "kerfufflepop", amirite?

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@1320801

What fun am I ruining?

@DandyLion What fun am I ruining?

All and any fun on POTD and amirite and the world.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +8Reply
@KirstenAnn All and any fun on POTD and amirite and the world.

I apologize to amirite and the worlds for ruining its fun then, but in all seriousness nothing should rhyme with orange, it's the way the universe meant it to be.

@DandyLion I apologize to amirite and the worlds for ruining its fun then, but in all seriousness nothing should rhyme with...

What about purple? And silver? Orange hogs the spotlight. Give the other less interesting colors a chance.

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"You're thinking of this place all wrong, as if I had the money back in a safe! The money's not here! Your money's in Joe's house, right next to yours!"

RobotDevils avatar RobotDevil Yeah You Are +6Reply

It was probably in someone's little house/cottage. And they kept the money inside of little hay mattresses.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +5Reply

Pearl: "I have all this MONEY shakes finful of money and I don't know what to do with it! AND I'm hungry!!"

Easy +10 Internetz if you get the reference.

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@1320435

$20 says you've earned yourself a nice little ban.

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +14Reply
@technon crap

You owe me some money man.

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +12Reply
@Blearslyrarer You owe me some money man.

wait what? why was he banned?

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@1320435

I like how the red, boldface type emphasizes the urgency of the ban. Someone is trying to get a message across by saying this.

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@1320518

It's most likely an anagram...

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +2Reply
@1320435

(technon):Image in content

I fucking love the chan reference.

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@1320474

DON'T DO IT!

@1320474

I'll let someone else make some money off of this.

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@1321218

****definately...

it's not that hard to use Google as a spell check.

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@Goatbreath ****definately... it's not that hard to use Google as a spell check.

im sorry D; please forgive me. thats like the hardest word for me to spell.

@L0v3 im sorry D; please forgive me. thats like the hardest word for me to spell.

oh jeez haha I was bracing myself for a rude reply to that comment.

thanks for making me feel like a monster lol

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@1321268

Way to make it sound like rape

coolstorys avatar coolstory Yeah You Are 0Reply

The first loan was probably pretty shady too.

Banker: "So I'm going to lend you this 500000 dollars?
Loaner: "Correct."
Baner: "And you promise you're gonna pay me back?:
Loaner: "Uh yeah man definitely. In like a month or so...I'll even give you more than you originally gave me. We'll call it interest"

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@1322459

ha hahahah that made me laugh

How am i the first person to claim repost?

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