The first bank to chain pens to the desk must have also been sketchy.
Get it? Cus you can sketch with a pen.
So is that like a....self-hipster kinda thing?
I like that comment before it was posted
The first sperm bank might of been sketchy also. "Hmmm what to do with my extra semen"
The funny part is that it has a pretty high rating, too.
There's a review below by someone named "Barbie." It reads, "It was hard at first because I do not have a man in the house but I do have 3 male dogs, who are more than happy to lend their services."
Something is definitely wrong.
"My friends, my family, even my mom is eating my semen!"
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
They should of asked for Mr. Hands.
The chemistry teacher at my school, his name is Mr. Hanz.
(insert hand-job joke here)
Inserts my penis there instead
Both should fit comfortably.
(Chauncy Pickles): So should your pickle(s?) ;D
You're telling me! :U
:U om nom nom I wantz a cooky
Chill, brah. 'smy cookie.
Following a trend, I see.
(Chauncy Pickles): twas what I thought. Just the use of the word "sketchy" spiced it up.
<sarcasm> oh. </sarcasm>
Fun fact: The first banks were actually in Florence and the word "bank" comes from the Italian word "banca" which meant "bankrupt". Since the first banks were just like wooden desks out in the town square, if a bank went bankrupt the townspeople would get pissed and just chop up their desk and trash all of their stuff.
I probably messed something up, I don't totally remember what my tour guide told me.
Haha, it was poorly worded. Shorter version: Italians smashed the shit out of the first banks if they went bankrupt
Another Fun Fact thanks to bum bada BUUUM The CAPED CRUSADER! (o:
In all seriousness dude, cool story.
That sounds much nicer than "tl;dr".
The Catholic religion did not believe in loaning money with interest, the Jews started it in Italy (maybe in Florence), and Europeans adapted it later by finding away around the law. The word bank (banca) had something to do with going to the table and making the exchange.
At least this is what my World History teacher taught me.
The phrase "the Jews started it" in combination with mention of your History class conjured up a hilarious mental image for me.
"The Jews started it in Italy-"
"Yes! Yes! Ze Jews started it!"
"Adolf, I'm going to have to ask you to sit down."
"But you prove my point, ze Jews started it!"
"Mr. Hitler, do I need to call the principal?"
They could've been Jews, he didn't say anything about religion. I'm a little bit fuzzy on what banca meant, but I think it was the word for when a bank went bankrupt.
I trusted auto-correct, it failed me.
The first porn movie must have been really awkward "alright, so umm....go ahead and get naked"
PowerSerg, this is very meta of you, if I am using the term correctly. Therefore, here is a related link.
That make it sound like your into watching rapes...
(to sex mchristie or to not sex mchristie )
More importantly, why would they call it a bank? I mean if you were naming something awesome and new you'd call it something fun, like "kerfufflepop", amirite?
Or make it rhyme with orange.
No, that would ruin the fun.
What fun am I ruining?
All and any fun on POTD and amirite and the world.
Damn. Called you out.
I apologize to amirite and the worlds for ruining its fun then, but in all seriousness nothing should rhyme with orange, it's the way the universe meant it to be.
What about purple? And silver? Orange hogs the spotlight. Give the other less interesting colors a chance.
Orange is the ugliest colors, so it needs this to grab attention.
(No offense orange)
I'm sure not too many sane people are fond of purple either.
Purple is my favorite color.
What about diamond?
-iMond vs ILand
Now you're just being picky.
"You're thinking of this place all wrong, as if I had the money back in a safe! The money's not here! Your money's in Joe's house, right next to yours!"
It was probably in someone's little house/cottage. And they kept the money inside of little hay mattresses.
Pearl: "I have all this MONEY shakes finful of money and I don't know what to do with it! AND I'm hungry!!"
Easy +10 Internetz if you get the reference.
The fin gave it away..
$20 says you've earned yourself a nice little ban.
You owe me some money man.
wait what? why was he banned?
is that rude or something?
I like how the red, boldface type emphasizes the urgency of the ban. Someone is trying to get a message across by saying this.
It's most likely an anagram...
I fucking love the chan reference.
DON'T DO IT!
I'll let someone else make some money off of this.
it's not that hard to use Google as a spell check.
im sorry D; please forgive me. thats like the hardest word for me to spell.
oh jeez haha I was bracing myself for a rude reply to that comment.
thanks for making me feel like a monster lol
Way to make it sound like rape
The first loan was probably pretty shady too.
Banker: "So I'm going to lend you this 500000 dollars?
Baner: "And you promise you're gonna pay me back?:
Loaner: "Uh yeah man definitely. In like a month or so...I'll even give you more than you originally gave me. We'll call it interest"
ha hahahah that made me laugh
How am i the first person to claim repost?