Being faithful to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife should be common sense.. amirite?

Ah, common sense... the least common of the senses.

Why even be with someone if they're not the only one you want... just break up with them if your'egonna cheat.

What is this 'common sense' you are talking about?

Boo yah, I only have to pick one to be faithful to.

"Incestuous polygamy? What has the world come to?"
-Conservative Pickles, a.k.a. "Papa Pickles"