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Or mistressbation.

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +69Reply

Considering my name is Jill, please God, don't let this catch on....

@jillswims Considering my name is Jill, please God, don't let this catch on....

Haha.. it isn't like every Jack on the planet is forever scarred because their name happens to be in a phrase that is directly related to old fat men jacking off to little girls on Chat-Roulette.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +18Reply

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

@IamProbablyaNinja Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

But upon his cock, there was no sock, so a baby soon was born
All because Jack learned everything he ever knew from porn

Francoiss avatar Francois Yeah You Are +48Reply
@IamProbablyaNinja Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna,
Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and pushed a little harder,
and stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a daughter.

credit goes to all those perverted friends of ours.

Why do people seem to think female masturbation is gross? It's not gross, it's fun and kinda hot to watch.

Jack Off Jill

@TheHacker Jack Off Jill

That would require Jill to be a transexual hmm smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +24Reply
@Serg That would require Jill to be a transexual

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
Jack came down with a frown
Because Jill's a bloody tranny

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +78Reply
@Simon Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny Jack came down with a frown Because Jill's a bloody...

Jill sure did choose a bad time to menstruate. Remember, kiddies. Leave the analingus to the professionals.

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +1Reply

I feel dirty loving all of these comments.

@Roy I feel dirty loving all of these comments.

Dang I felt special and now you're going around loving on everybody else.
This relationship is over.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +18Reply

I thought it was...
Should I comment Anonymously or not?

Ram27s avatar Ram27 Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Ram27 I thought it was... Should I comment Anonymously or not?

amg anther potd bot mastrbtin in wet drems. siriusly? wat is tis? the intimancy secton in fml? comon. plz ant pic it up plz.

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@amg anther potd bot mastrbtin in wet drems. siriusly? wat is tis? the intimancy secton in fml? comon. plz ant pic...

Actually Ants can carry up to three times there body weight. I'd like to see you make a website as well-designed as this one, and then pick a Potd that is unanimously liked all of the time. If you can pick a post that absolutely every person is happy with then you have the right to comment with shitty grammer. Otherwise, bring your trolling back to Club Penguin.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +50Reply

I say we change the way of saying you're just "Joshing" someone when you tell a joke. We should know call it "Jacking". "Oh don't worry bro, I'm just Jacking you!"

Jilling sounds like something that happens in christmas songs.

Dreaming of a white christmas.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +12Reply

I'm making this comment for the sole purpose for getting a love from Crobat.

That just sounds kind of awkward to me though?

I thought some people called it schlicking. hmm smilie

jens avatar jen Yeah You Are +7Reply
@jen I thought some people called it schlicking.

Shit + licking? I am WAY off on how I thought women masturbated.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +32Reply

If a guy is a voyeur, would that make a girl a voyeuse?

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +4Reply

They should both be Jilling. Because hands are shapped like Jill :D Unless you don't use a hand.. in which case call it whatever you want >_>

Chapsticks avatar Chapstick Yeah You Are +3Reply
@accio_sabrina I thank Swiftkaratechop for making me realize my hand looks like that. Haha

Everytime I think of swiftkaratechop I think of him thanking his mom for mother's day. "I love you mom. Thanks for letting me fall out of your vagina."

Chapsticks avatar Chapstick Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Chapstick Everytime I think of swiftkaratechop I think of him thanking his mom for mother's day. "I love you mom. Thanks for...

I always think of a song he had in one of his episodes. "I'm okay, if you're gay. As long as you don't, bust a nut, in my butt."

It would make more sense if that were the name for guy masturbation.

Jilling off just doesn't have the same ring to it :/ neither does schlicking. Dammit, we need a word that rolls of the tongue (like fap)!

... Works for me.

Runys avatar Runy Yeah You Are +1Reply

fap fap fap

Anonymous 0Reply

I couldn't help buy giggle immaturely at this.

Dinosaurss avatar Dinosaurs Yeah You Are 0Reply

My dear daughter: Every time you masturbate, God kills a puppy.

@i_am_your_mother My dear daughter: Every time you masturbate, God kills a puppy.

My dear mother: Every time YOU masturbate, God covers his eyes in horror.

shAvayourfaces avatar shAvayourface Yeah You Are +1Reply

Guys: After reading this post you went and fapped, amirite?

Francoiss avatar Francois Yeah You Are -3Reply

Dane Cook, this post is funny, and whether or not its offensive, is up for debate, but sadly it is not original.

It is.

dane cook is so funny :)

Actually, people have been calling it that already for a while...

Um, it's already called that.

Anonymous -17Reply

Yeah. But ewwwww. But yeah...

cmonsters avatar cmonster Yeah You Are -33Reply
@cmonster Yeah. But ewwwww. But yeah...

Women masturbating isn't something I'd say "ewww" at...

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@1403244

I know four guys named Jack, but the term "jacking off" doesn't make me say "ewww" at... although other men masturbating will o__o

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@1403864

I dunno, I guess it's up to you if you think it's weird.

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are 0Reply

I think girls might be offended

andrewmenoffs avatar andrewmenoff Yeah You Are -50Reply
@andrewmenoff I think girls might be offended

I knew a girl who once masturbated, this post is too offensive.

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@1274900

That's a good point I'm sorry.

andrewmenoffs avatar andrewmenoff Yeah You Are +15Reply
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@1274938

Thank you very much ma'm.

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