+1,093 Women's masturbation should be called 'Jilling Off', amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. But ewwwww. But yeah...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Women masturbating isn't something I'd say "ewww" at...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought it was... Should I comment Anonymously or not?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

amg anther potd bot mastrbtin in wet drems. siriusly? wat is tis? the intimancy secton in fml? comon. plz ant pic it up plz.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually Ants can carry up to three times there body weight. I'd like to see you make a website as well-designed as this one, and then pick a Potd that is unanimously liked all of the time. If you can pick a post that absolutely every person is happy with then you have the right to comment with shitty grammer. Otherwise, bring your trolling back to Club Penguin.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Grammer hehe

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Speling mistake intended... wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs37/f/2008/263/e/2/Trolls_by_Whynne.png

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about your incorrect use of "there?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Naah, Club Penguin'll ban you at the drop of a hat. He'd never survive there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Club Penguin's some tough shit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol owned.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think girls might be offended

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew a girl who once masturbated, this post is too offensive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why do people seem to think female masturbation is gross? It's not gross, it's fun and kinda hot to watch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah it is

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup, it's called porn

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate how it's so taboo for girls to talk about masturbating, like we're doing some dirty thing. I "Jill off" sometimes and that's normal and healthy. Grow up children.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do too, but not so much since my girlfriend started doing it for me. My hand just doesn't compare...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I totally understand. I'm home for the summer away from my man and it's just not the same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read that as menstruation wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sure some people find that hot too, but they're weird.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Considering my name is Jill, please God, don't let this catch on....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha.. it isn't like every Jack on the planet is forever scarred because their name happens to be in a phrase that is directly related to old fat men jacking off to little girls on Chat-Roulette.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you know "jacking off" was originally known as "ernesting off"?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

cool story, bro. y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would make more sense if that were the name for guy masturbation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or jacking off would work too..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um, it's already called that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jack Off Jill

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would require Jill to be a transexual hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny Jack came down with a frown Because Jill's a bloody tranny

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jill sure did choose a bad time to menstruate. Remember, kiddies. Leave the analingus to the professionals.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That just sounds kind of awkward to me though?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought some people called it schlicking. hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shit + licking? I am WAY off on how I thought women masturbated.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or mistressbation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jilling sounds like something that happens in christmas songs. Dreaming of a white christmas.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not just a white Christmas. A CREAM Christmas. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yum

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If a guy is a voyeur, would that make a girl a voyeuse?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But upon his cock, there was no sock, so a baby soon was born All because Jack learned everything he ever knew from porn

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna, Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and pushed a little harder, and stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a daughter. credit goes to all those perverted friends of ours.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guys: After reading this post you went and fapped, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel dirty loving all of these comments.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well then dont.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NO.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dang I felt special and now you're going around loving on everybody else. This relationship is over.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a whore, but if it's any consolation, I extra love your comments.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I say we change the way of saying you're just "Joshing" someone when you tell a joke. We should know call it "Jacking". "Oh don't worry bro, I'm just Jacking you!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They should both be Jilling. Because hands are shapped like Jill :D Unless you don't use a hand.. in which case call it whatever you want >_>

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lolwut

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thank Swiftkaratechop for making me realize my hand looks like that. Haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everytime I think of swiftkaratechop I think of him thanking his mom for mother's day. "I love you mom. Thanks for letting me fall out of your vagina."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always think of a song he had in one of his episodes. "I'm okay, if you're gay. As long as you don't, bust a nut, in my butt."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never thought my hand looks like a Jill. Whatever a Jill looks like.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It looks like the actual word Jill. Your thumb and pointer finger make the J and the rest of your fingers are the i-l-l.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, true. But it doesn't look it when it's in use.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, people have been calling it that already for a while...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dane cook is so funny :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dane Cook, this post is funny, and whether or not its offensive, is up for debate, but sadly it is not original.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*fap fap fap*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm making this comment for the sole purpose for getting a love from Crobat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oooh... that's gotta be awkward. Guess he just doesn't love you...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm replying to this for the same reason.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jilling off just doesn't have the same ring to it :/ neither does schlicking. Dammit, we need a word that rolls of the tongue (like fap)!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I couldn't help buy giggle immaturely at this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a manwhore

by Anonymous 12 years ago

y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm hiring. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My dear daughter: Every time you masturbate, God kills a puppy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My dear mother: Every time YOU masturbate, God covers his eyes in horror.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When someone watches Jersey Shore, a book commits suicide

by Anonymous 12 years ago