Considering my name is Jill, please God, don't let this catch on....
Haha.. it isn't like every Jack on the planet is forever scarred because their name happens to be in a phrase that is directly related to old fat men jacking off to little girls on Chat-Roulette.
Did you know "jacking off" was originally known as "ernesting off"?
cool story, bro.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
But upon his cock, there was no sock, so a baby soon was born
All because Jack learned everything he ever knew from porn
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna,
Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and pushed a little harder,
and stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a daughter.
credit goes to all those perverted friends of ours.
Why do people seem to think female masturbation is gross? It's not gross, it's fun and kinda hot to watch.
I hate how it's so taboo for girls to talk about masturbating, like we're doing some dirty thing. I "Jill off" sometimes and that's normal and healthy. Grow up children.
I do too, but not so much since my girlfriend started doing it for me. My hand just doesn't compare...
Haha I totally understand. I'm home for the summer away from my man and it's just not the same.
Yup, it's called porn
I read that as menstruation
I'm sure some people find that hot too, but they're weird.
Yeah it is
Jack Off Jill
That would require Jill to be a transexual
Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
Jack came down with a frown
Because Jill's a bloody tranny
Jill sure did choose a bad time to menstruate. Remember, kiddies. Leave the analingus to the professionals.
I feel dirty loving all of these comments.
Dang I felt special and now you're going around loving on everybody else.
This relationship is over.
I'm a whore, but if it's any consolation, I extra love your comments.
Well then dont.
I thought it was...
Should I comment Anonymously or not?
amg anther potd bot mastrbtin in wet drems. siriusly? wat is tis? the intimancy secton in fml? comon. plz ant pic it up plz.
Actually Ants can carry up to three times there body weight. I'd like to see you make a website as well-designed as this one, and then pick a Potd that is unanimously liked all of the time. If you can pick a post that absolutely every person is happy with then you have the right to comment with shitty grammer. Otherwise, bring your trolling back to Club Penguin.
Speling mistake intended...
What about your incorrect use of "there?"
Naah, Club Penguin'll ban you at the drop of a hat. He'd never survive there.
Club Penguin's some tough shit.
I say we change the way of saying you're just "Joshing" someone when you tell a joke. We should know call it "Jacking". "Oh don't worry bro, I'm just Jacking you!"
Jilling sounds like something that happens in christmas songs.
Dreaming of a white christmas.
Not just a white Christmas. A CREAM Christmas.
I'm making this comment for the sole purpose for getting a love from Crobat.
oooh... that's gotta be awkward. Guess he just doesn't love you...
I'm replying to this for the same reason.
That just sounds kind of awkward to me though?
I thought some people called it schlicking.
Shit + licking? I am WAY off on how I thought women masturbated.
If a guy is a voyeur, would that make a girl a voyeuse?
They should both be Jilling. Because hands are shapped like Jill :D Unless you don't use a hand.. in which case call it whatever you want >_>
I thank Swiftkaratechop for making me realize my hand looks like that. Haha
Everytime I think of swiftkaratechop I think of him thanking his mom for mother's day. "I love you mom. Thanks for letting me fall out of your vagina."
I always think of a song he had in one of his episodes. "I'm okay, if you're gay. As long as you don't, bust a nut, in my butt."
I've never thought my hand looks like a Jill. Whatever a Jill looks like.
It looks like the actual word Jill. Your thumb and pointer finger make the J and the rest of your fingers are the i-l-l.
Oh, true. But it doesn't look it when it's in use.
It would make more sense if that were the name for guy masturbation.
or jacking off would work too..
Jilling off just doesn't have the same ring to it :/ neither does schlicking. Dammit, we need a word that rolls of the tongue (like fap)!
... Works for me.
fap fap fap
I couldn't help buy giggle immaturely at this.
I'm a manwhore
My dear daughter: Every time you masturbate, God kills a puppy.
My dear mother: Every time YOU masturbate, God covers his eyes in horror.
When someone watches Jersey Shore, a book commits suicide
Guys: After reading this post you went and fapped, amirite?
Dane Cook, this post is funny, and whether or not its offensive, is up for debate, but sadly it is not original.
dane cook is so funny :)
Actually, people have been calling it that already for a while...
Um, it's already called that.
Yeah. But ewwwww. But yeah...
Women masturbating isn't something I'd say "ewww" at...
I know four guys named Jack, but the term "jacking off" doesn't make me say "ewww" at... although other men masturbating will o__o
I dunno, I guess it's up to you if you think it's weird.
I think girls might be offended
I knew a girl who once masturbated, this post is too offensive.
That's a good point I'm sorry.
Thank you very much ma'm.