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Women's masturbation should be called 'Jilling Off', amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah. But ewwwww. But yeah...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Women masturbating isn't something I'd say "ewww" at...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I thought it was...
Should I comment Anonymously or not?
by Anonymous13 years ago
amg anther potd bot mastrbtin in wet drems. siriusly? wat is tis? the intimancy secton in fml? comon. plz ant pic it up plz.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Actually Ants can carry up to three times there body weight. I'd like to see you make a website as well-designed as this one, and then pick a Potd that is unanimously liked all of the time. If you can pick a post that absolutely every person is happy with then you have the right to comment with shitty grammer. Otherwise, bring your trolling back to Club Penguin.
Naah, Club Penguin'll ban you at the drop of a hat. He'd never survive there.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Club Penguin's some tough shit.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lol owned.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I think girls might be offended
by Anonymous13 years ago
I knew a girl who once masturbated, this post is too offensive.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why do people seem to think female masturbation is gross? It's not gross, it's fun and kinda hot to watch.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah it is
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yup, it's called porn
by Anonymous13 years ago
I hate how it's so taboo for girls to talk about masturbating, like we're doing some dirty thing. I "Jill off" sometimes and that's normal and healthy. Grow up children.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I do too, but not so much since my girlfriend started doing it for me. My hand just doesn't compare...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha I totally understand. I'm home for the summer away from my man and it's just not the same.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I read that as menstruation
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm sure some people find that hot too, but they're weird.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Considering my name is Jill, please God, don't let this catch on....
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha.. it isn't like every Jack on the planet is forever scarred because their name happens to be in a phrase that is directly related to old fat men jacking off to little girls on Chat-Roulette.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Did you know "jacking off" was originally known as "ernesting off"?
by Anonymous13 years ago
cool story, bro.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It would make more sense if that were the name for guy masturbation.
by Anonymous13 years ago
or jacking off would work too..
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yes
by Anonymous13 years ago
Um, it's already called that.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Jack Off Jill
by Anonymous13 years ago
That would require Jill to be a transexual
by Anonymous13 years ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
Jack came down with a frown
Because Jill's a bloody tranny
by Anonymous13 years ago
Jill sure did choose a bad time to menstruate. Remember, kiddies. Leave the analingus to the professionals.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That just sounds kind of awkward to me though?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I thought some people called it schlicking.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Shit + licking? I am WAY off on how I thought women masturbated.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or mistressbation.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Jilling sounds like something that happens in christmas songs.
Dreaming of a white christmas.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Not just a white Christmas. A CREAM Christmas.
by Anonymous13 years ago
by Anonymous13 years ago
If a guy is a voyeur, would that make a girl a voyeuse?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
by Anonymous13 years ago
But upon his cock, there was no sock, so a baby soon was born
All because Jack learned everything he ever knew from porn
by Anonymous13 years ago
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna,
Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and pushed a little harder,
and stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a daughter.
credit goes to all those perverted friends of ours.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Guys: After reading this post you went and fapped, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I feel dirty loving all of these comments.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well then dont.
by Anonymous13 years ago
NO.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dang I felt special and now you're going around loving on everybody else.
This relationship is over.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm a whore, but if it's any consolation, I extra love your comments.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I say we change the way of saying you're just "Joshing" someone when you tell a joke. We should know call it "Jacking". "Oh don't worry bro, I'm just Jacking you!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
They should both be Jilling. Because hands are shapped like Jill :D Unless you don't use a hand.. in which case call it whatever you want >_>
by Anonymous13 years ago
by Anonymous13 years ago
I thank Swiftkaratechop for making me realize my hand looks like that. Haha
by Anonymous13 years ago
Everytime I think of swiftkaratechop I think of him thanking his mom for mother's day. "I love you mom. Thanks for letting me fall out of your vagina."
by Anonymous13 years ago
I always think of a song he had in one of his episodes. "I'm okay, if you're gay. As long as you don't, bust a nut, in my butt."
by Anonymous13 years ago
I've never thought my hand looks like a Jill. Whatever a Jill looks like.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It looks like the actual word Jill. Your thumb and pointer finger make the J and the rest of your fingers are the i-l-l.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh, true. But it doesn't look it when it's in use.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Actually, people have been calling it that already for a while...
by Anonymous13 years ago
It is.
by Anonymous13 years ago
dane cook is so funny :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dane Cook, this post is funny, and whether or not its offensive, is up for debate, but sadly it is not original.
by Anonymous13 years ago
*fap fap fap*
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm making this comment for the sole purpose for getting a love from Crobat.
by Anonymous13 years ago
oooh... that's gotta be awkward. Guess he just doesn't love you...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm replying to this for the same reason.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Jilling off just doesn't have the same ring to it :/ neither does schlicking. Dammit, we need a word that rolls of the tongue (like fap)!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I couldn't help buy giggle immaturely at this.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm a manwhore
by Anonymous13 years ago
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm hiring.
by Anonymous13 years ago
My dear daughter: Every time you masturbate, God kills a puppy.
by Anonymous13 years ago
My dear mother: Every time YOU masturbate, God covers his eyes in horror.
by Anonymous13 years ago
When someone watches Jersey Shore, a book commits suicide
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