Think of a number. Add ten. Times that by 56, and subtract your original number from the resulting number. Divide that number by nine. Add six billion. Now close your eyes. Dark, isn't it? amirite?

+364 Think of a number. Add ten. Times that by 56, and subtract your original number from the resulting number. Divide that number by nine. Add six billion. Now close your eyes. Dark, isn't it? amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... I tried this 74 times with 74 different numbers and only once was it not dark... But I think it was because I sat outside facing the sun.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Read the rest of this with my eyes closed..wait for it..and //then// voted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh dear God... "TIMES it by 56..." TIMES. It's 'MULTIPLY it by 56'.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Works either way, doesn't it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

sort of, but it just bugs a lot of people (including me) because multiply just sounds better I guess

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's understandable, but it's not grammatically correct used in that situation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What do I do after I close my eyes?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I did math for nothing?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to tell this joe all the time in elementary school and fancy myself hilarious, glad to see it's still funny more than a decade later. Thanks for the post. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago