Gotta hate it when everybody thinks you farted for adjusting your seat on the leather couch, amirite?

+307 Gotta hate it when everybody thinks you farted for adjusting your seat on the leather couch, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You don't have to hate it. It didn't do anything wrong. Hate yourself; the event is your fault.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate when they think I was adjusting my seat when I really did fart.

by Anonymous 12 years ago