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Sarc: Your second favorite kind of asm. Amirite?

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Ya sarcasm is great, but I like cytoplasm WAY much better

Anonymous +193Reply

Did anyone else notice that a user named Velociraptor just loved every single comment on this page?

@Velociraptor I'm in a great mood man

(Velociraptor):(AKA he's taken drug-asms)

@Mario Psssh shut up anon

Dude. Not cool. The poor user doesn't deserve to be ridiculed for his anon status. Do you stress that a gay person is gay when telling them to shut up? That a female dog is a bitch? That a flying guinea pig is a rodent with awkward-looking wings?
I like to think that, here on amirite?, we're all caring and open-minded individuals. So next time you feel the need to tell someone to shut up, please use something less offensive to refer to them. Like a curse word, perhaps, or a vegetable.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +28Reply
@FlyingGuineaPig Dude. Not cool. The poor user doesn't deserve to be ridiculed for his anon status. Do you stress that a gay person...

All I heard was "Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak amirite?, Squeak squeak squeaaaaaaak squeaksqueak."

oh nevermind i didnt see the SECOND FAVORITE part sorry(;

Anonymous +58Reply

what about Org

Anonymous +46Reply
@what about Org

That's the joke

_____________s avatar _____________ Yeah You Are +101Reply
@what about Org

http://myfacewhen.com/204/

Look at the name of the page. Rockg-

@what about Org

No one likes that one. No one has 'em.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are -3Reply

This post might cause a great....chasm

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I meant to click YYA, but my hand had a sp.

I am scheduling an appointment with my doctor as we speak.

Shadis avatar Shadi No Way +43Reply
@Shadi I meant to click YYA, but my hand had a sp. I am scheduling an appointment with my doctor as we speak.

(Chauncy Pickles): I'm glad that you can still type correctly with all those hand spasms. I hope you get better.

The ghostbusters least favorite is ectopl

Nonsense_Narwhals avatar Nonsense_Narwhal Yeah You Are +32Reply
@FlyingGuineaPig It's how they find phant

Phantasm? Is that what happens when phantoms have sex?

Anonymous +34Reply
@Phantasm? Is that what happens when phantoms have sex?

The Phaaaaaaaaatom of the Opera is there, inside your..... vagina?

Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +27Reply
@Phantasm? Is that what happens when phantoms have sex?

It's a fancier way to say ghost. Like "imprint of a departed soul" or "spirit being."

...I think. wary smilie

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +16Reply

And my favorite band is Sadg

(Simpson's reference)

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +11Reply

ENTHUSI ENTHUSI ENTHUSI GOD I'M SO ENTHUSIASTIC WITH ENTHUSI THAT I MUST REMIND US ALL OF IT, YET AGAIN! EEEEE! goo smilie

@THAT_Girl You know there is such a thing as OVERenthusiasm.

Tell that to the people who kept saying enthusi..? I was saying that's what they sound like. d smilie

@orangesocks Tell that to the people who kept saying enthusi..? I was saying that's what they sound like.

okay. Everyone who kept saying enthusi, KUtGW! but dont freak out like orangesocks did...than you'll exhibit OVERenthusi***.

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@1352409

"Socksypoo"? STOP CALLING ME THAT. It was a ONE NIGHT THING okay. wary smilie Never again.

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@1352428

d smilie One word: dumpster.

BECAUSE DUMPSTER DIVING IS A FUN SPORT TO TEACH IT, obvsiously.

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@1352495

Because it's face freaks me out...

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@1352526

How drunk must I have been...

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@1354032

If I was Ke$ha, I'd be "brushing my teeth" so much the doctor would pay me to visit him.

You can't forget foodgasms. For those who haven't experienced one, it's when you take a bite of some really good food, your mouth starts spewing out a mysteriously sticky white substance, and you can't eat anymore for at least a couple minutes.

Wait, I think I mixed that up with something else...

lol i was going to say org lol then i saw second favorite

Anonymous +9Reply
@lol i was going to say org lol then i saw second favorite

loli*

loli was going to say org, but Anonymous stopped... her?

Shadis avatar Shadi No Way 0Reply

I prefer sarcopl, which isn't so different from cytopl. Plus both of those phrase contain "opal". That's my birthstone.

Shadis avatar Shadi No Way +9Reply

I was gonna vote NW so I did

Anonymous +32Reply
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@1353055

glad to hear it!

My first favorite is irony.
Puns are pretty neat too.

Canoeists get oargasms.

RobotDevils avatar RobotDevil Yeah You Are +9Reply
@RobotDevil Canoeists get oargasms.

Hookers get whorgasms.

... but who am I to judge?

Shadis avatar Shadi No Way +12Reply
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@1352739

Narcoleptics get boregasms?

@Shadi The insatiable get morgasms!

(Chauncy Pickles): Wal-mart employees get storegasms and beach-goers get shoregasms.

@God_the_Almighty (Chauncy Pickles): Wal-mart employees get storegasms and beach-goers get shoregasms.

Lepers get goregasms, and tetraphiles get fourgasms! Although I doubt teenagers get choregasms. smirk smilie

Shadis avatar Shadi No Way +3Reply
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@1353061

I'll admit it, you got the idea down first. y smilie

@1353061

I use... olive pun!

Shadis avatar Shadi No Way 0Reply

What about iconoclasm? I love me some iconoclasts.

_Jojo_s avatar _Jojo_ No Way +8Reply

I tempted to bring up enthusiasm again..

AshleyDiedrichs avatar AshleyDiedrich Yeah You Are +6Reply

I had a graphospasm in the middle of writing a college entrance essay. It hurt like a bitch.

I personally prefer commun...asm.

armtheangelss avatar armtheangels Yeah You Are +4Reply

Definitely second to chasm, that's for sure.

Anonymous +4Reply

Here's a lost of every asm (to save everyone some time).

http://www.onelook.com/?loc=rz5...amp;amp;sswo=1

_____________s avatar _____________ Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Shadi Yeah. What a douche... asm.

(Chauncy Pickles): Well played, Mr. Pickles. y smilie

@Shadi Please, call my Cheñaña.

(Chauncy Pickles): I think I'll call you Dude.

@Shadi Please, call my Cheñaña.

(Chauncy Pickles): That's so cool, ñaña... it's like the Spanish version of nomnomnomnomnomnom

Anonymous -7Reply

Image in content

EpicBoys avatar EpicBoy Yeah You Are +3Reply

I thought way too deeply into this and was thinking of the ASM (assemble) that you use to edit levels in Super Mario World even more than the program lets you. I was like, "How the Hell does everyone know about this kind of ASM?!" and only just now did I realize that you meant the suffix -asm.

JellyBlocks avatar JellyBlock Yeah You Are +3Reply

I feel so dumb, I've actually been looking at this all say and just got it now :/

Anonymous +2Reply

Oh I see what you did there.
It took me a little bit but I did!!

Orcchasm

Badassassins avatar Badassassin Yeah You Are -2Reply

I'm kind of a fan of enthusi.

Sarcasm_on_ices avatar Sarcasm_on_ice Yeah You Are -4Reply
@Sarcasm_on_ice I'm kind of a fan of enthusi.

Wow, really? I'm like, writing ANOTHER comment with the word really in it!

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Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +8Reply
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@1352308

@1352308 (QuaintPancakes): Wow, really? Like the one comment I accidentally skipped or the one posted when I was still writing mine? I'm such a jerk supersuicide
Also can I point out that someone else said the same thing to me before you...kay..

Sarcasm_on_ices avatar Sarcasm_on_ice Yeah You Are +1Reply

enthusi

Jelly_Jars avatar Jelly_Jar Yeah You Are -5Reply
@Jelly_Jar enthusi

Taken. And currently receiving massive loves ^^^

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +30Reply
@FlyingGuineaPig Taken. And currently receiving massive loves ^^^

Darn... Shouldn't have just skimmed the comments :)

Jelly_Jars avatar Jelly_Jar Yeah You Are +8Reply

i don't get it.

Anonymous -19Reply
@i don't get it.

No one's gonna explain it.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +70Reply
@I love you.

I love you too, Notthesameanonymous cool smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Shadi http://myfacewhen.com/8506/

(Chauncy Pickles): Wow, that face is so cool. How did they get it to look like Page Not Found? I wish I could do that...

Anonymous +54Reply
@i don't get it.

If you don't get it, you are too immature for amirite.

Saw it on Ruminations. Unoriginal

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@1291636

I'm with Credetemi. There is no rule that says your posts have to be original.

RobotDevils avatar RobotDevil Yeah You Are +11Reply
@RobotDevil I'm with Credetemi. There is no rule that says your posts have to be original.

I don't care if the post original or not, just felt the need to correct you...From About amirite, What can I post?:"Be creative and come up with original ideas people will enjoy reading." But anyway, it's still a good post :D

Anonymous +25Reply
@I don't care if the post original or not, just felt the need to correct you...From About amirite, What can I...

Whoops. I guess I should have looked over the rules. You know what happens when you assume.

RobotDevils avatar RobotDevil Yeah You Are +3Reply
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@1352918

It says original, not original to amirite. I feel that what you're expressing is more the point of view many posters take, and the point of view the -original- ruling meant.
That being said, deleting every unoriginal post would wipe out a huge percentage of posts, and probably discourage a lot of new users, as well as severely limit the number of possible posts.

@aild3891 Saw it on Ruminations. Unoriginal

As long as it's new to amirite, it's okay. So just chill.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +25Reply
@http://www.amirite.net/582670 http://www.amirite.net/579080 You were saying?

Besides the fact he doesn't get his virgins, those posts have nothing in common. And dalexan made his first. lolwut smilie

@pb55020 Besides the fact he doesn't get his virgins, those posts have nothing in common. And dalexan made his first.

About the latter part: that's why I went anon, so that I wouldn't get any undeserved credit.

Anonymous -1Reply
@http://www.amirite.net/582670 http://www.amirite.net/579080 You were saying?

That would have been the most epic win... if he hadn't made the original post.

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