Ya sarcasm is great, but I like cytoplasm WAY much better
(Your+name+(optional)): I like your enthusi
I don't get it...
Did anyone else notice that a user named Velociraptor just loved every single comment on this page?
I'm in a great mood man
(Velociraptor):(AKA he's taken drug-asms)
Do you mean "i.e."?
Psssh shut up anon
Dude. Not cool. The poor user doesn't deserve to be ridiculed for his anon status. Do you stress that a gay person is gay when telling them to shut up? That a female dog is a bitch? That a flying guinea pig is a rodent with awkward-looking wings?
I like to think that, here on amirite?, we're all caring and open-minded individuals. So next time you feel the need to tell someone to shut up, please use something less offensive to refer to them. Like a curse word, perhaps, or a vegetable.
I don't know, man. Calling someone a carrot seems a little too offensive.
All I heard was "Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak amirite?, Squeak squeak squeaaaaaaak squeaksqueak."
It's kind of scaring me tbh.
oh nevermind i didnt see the SECOND FAVORITE part sorry(;
I prefer sp
what about Org
That's the joke
Look at the name of the page. Rockg-
No one likes that one. No one has 'em.
This post might cause a great....chasm
I meant to click YYA, but my hand had a sp.
I am scheduling an appointment with my doctor as we speak.
(Chauncy Pickles): I'm glad that you can still type correctly with all those hand spasms. I hope you get better.
I hope I do toa;jkln
toa:jklnasm? Sounds sexy.
What a coincidence! So do other things!
looks like toe jam
The ghostbusters least favorite is ectopl
It's how they find phant
Phantasm? Is that what happens when phantoms have sex?
The Phaaaaaaaaatom of the Opera is there, inside your..... vagina?
UGH! You ruined the surprise!
It's a fancier way to say ghost. Like "imprint of a departed soul" or "spirit being."
And my favorite band is Sadg
O.J. or Jessica?
Reporting from...the '90s.
ENTHUSI ENTHUSI ENTHUSI GOD I'M SO ENTHUSIASTIC WITH ENTHUSI THAT I MUST REMIND US ALL OF IT, YET AGAIN! EEEEE!
You know there is such a thing as OVERenthusiasm.
Tell that to the people who kept saying enthusi..? I was saying that's what they sound like.
okay. Everyone who kept saying enthusi, KUtGW! but dont freak out like orangesocks did...than you'll exhibit OVERenthusi***.
"Socksypoo"? STOP CALLING ME THAT. It was a ONE NIGHT THING okay. Never again.
One word: dumpster.
BECAUSE DUMPSTER DIVING IS A FUN SPORT TO TEACH IT, obvsiously.
Because it's face freaks me out...
How drunk must I have been...
If I was Ke$ha, I'd be "brushing my teeth" so much the doctor would pay me to visit him.
RATS, foiled again.
just doesn't have the same effect...
You can't forget foodgasms. For those who haven't experienced one, it's when you take a bite of some really good food, your mouth starts spewing out a mysteriously sticky white substance, and you can't eat anymore for at least a couple minutes.
Wait, I think I mixed that up with something else...
Let's not even mention what an eargasm is.
lol i was going to say org lol then i saw second favorite
loli was going to say org, but Anonymous stopped... her?
I prefer sarcopl, which isn't so different from cytopl. Plus both of those phrase contain "opal". That's my birthstone.
I was gonna vote NW so I did
. . . good to know?
glad to hear it!
My first favorite is irony.
Puns are pretty neat too.
Ohh, I see what you did there. Well played! :D
Canoeists get oargasms.
Hookers get whorgasms.
... but who am I to judge?
Narcoleptics get boregasms?
The insatiable get morgasms!
(Chauncy Pickles): Wal-mart employees get storegasms and beach-goers get shoregasms.
Lepers get goregasms, and tetraphiles get fourgasms! Although I doubt teenagers get choregasms.
(Chauncy Pickles): Miners have oregasms..
I'll admit it, you got the idea down first.
I use... olive pun!
What about iconoclasm? I love me some iconoclasts.
I tempted to bring up enthusiasm again..
I had a graphospasm in the middle of writing a college entrance essay. It hurt like a bitch.
I personally prefer commun...asm.
Definitely second to chasm, that's for sure.
Here's a lost of every asm (to save everyone some time).
Well you're no fun. Now nobody can claim their word as original.
Yeah. What a douche... asm.
(Chauncy Pickles): Well played, Mr. Pickles.
Please, call my Cheñaña.
(Chauncy Pickles): I think I'll call you Dude.
(Chauncy Pickles): That's so cool, ñaña... it's like the Spanish version of nomnomnomnomnomnom
More like the Spanish version of nyan!
I thought way too deeply into this and was thinking of the ASM (assemble) that you use to edit levels in Super Mario World even more than the program lets you. I was like, "How the Hell does everyone know about this kind of ASM?!" and only just now did I realize that you meant the suffix -asm.
I feel so dumb, I've actually been looking at this all say and just got it now :/
Oh I see what you did there.
It took me a little bit but I did!!
You're pretty slow for a doctor.
I'm kind of a fan of enthusi.
Really? So are 3 other people above you. Is it really that hard people, read the comments first!!!
Wow, really? I'm like, writing ANOTHER comment with the word really in it!
It's not the same after Quaint removed her comment.
@1352308 (QuaintPancakes): Wow, really? Like the one comment I accidentally skipped or the one posted when I was still writing mine? I'm such a jerk supersuicide
Also can I point out that someone else said the same thing to me before you...kay..
Taken. And currently receiving massive loves ^^^
Darn... Shouldn't have just skimmed the comments :)
I greatly admire you for not deleting the original comment, btw. Not everyone has that kind of bravery.
i don't get it.
No one's gonna explain it.
I love you.
I love you too, Notthesameanonymous
(Chauncy Pickles): Wow, that face is so cool. How did they get it to look like Page Not Found? I wish I could do that...
You wish you could do a lot of things. Don't mean any o' that's gonn'appen.
(Chauncy Pickles): http://www.myfacewhen.com/90042...41571289308247
That's my sex face.
Really? It's my constipation face.
(Chauncy Pickles): I think not.
I thin knot*.
Ever hear of an article?
If you don't get it, you are too immature for amirite.
Saw it on Ruminations. Unoriginal
I'm with Credetemi. There is no rule that says your posts have to be original.
I don't care if the post original or not, just felt the need to correct you...From About amirite, What can I post?:"Be creative and come up with original ideas people will enjoy reading." But anyway, it's still a good post :D
Whoops. I guess I should have looked over the rules. You know what happens when you assume.
It says original, not original to amirite. I feel that what you're expressing is more the point of view many posters take, and the point of view the -original- ruling meant.
That being said, deleting every unoriginal post would wipe out a huge percentage of posts, and probably discourage a lot of new users, as well as severely limit the number of possible posts.
SHIT I MEANT NOT THE POINT OF VIEW THE ORIGINAL RULING TOOK
Then we can't call OP, an OP.
As long as it's new to amirite, it's okay. So just chill.
You were saying?
Besides the fact he doesn't get his virgins, those posts have nothing in common. And dalexan made his first.
About the latter part: that's why I went anon, so that I wouldn't get any undeserved credit.
That would have been the most epic win... if he hadn't made the original post.