+307 Alright. Since white people have their "Cracker Barrel" I am obligated to open up a "Nigger Box," amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't hate me. I'm black. I promise. *braces self for down votes*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This made me chuckle audibly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no comments talking about how disrespectful this is? good job, amirite community

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Will the restaurant serve fried chicken, grape Kool-Aid, and watermelon exclusively?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah. Red soda water on Fridays, and EVERYTHING is half off on Juneteenth.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lolol. You cannot open a restaurant for black people without fried chicken, though. Them Negros love fried chicken.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll get them negros some chicken. Negros love chicken.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes. y

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd say "Nigga Box" would be better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No no no. it has to be parallel to "cracker." If it was cracka barrel, then maybe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't see how that makes sense, considering if anyone is using "cracker" as a term defining white people they would probably say it as "cracka" anyway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

True, true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So.. would I be allowed in? Or...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Of course you could. Black people go in Cracker Barrel all the time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was unaware that they then came out alive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just went on the Cracker Barrel website, and the first thing to pop up was a Black-ish looking family. Irony anyone?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I literally just spit my ginger ale all over my screen at this post and the comments.

by Anonymous 12 years ago