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You deeply respect those who can quote the works of Spongebob, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, this is Patrick!
by Anonymous12 years ago
One time I helped start a SpongeBob knowledge base wiki, and I wrote a couple episode transcripts from memory.
Not to brag...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Patrick your genius is showing!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
by Anonymous12 years ago
@1285357 (iheartwizardrock): Horseradish is not an instument either.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time!
by Anonymous12 years ago
one with a collar turtleneck..thats the kind
by Anonymous12 years ago
'Cause when you're wearing that one...
special...
sweater...
by Anonymous12 years ago
May I take your hat sir?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, therebye adding another secret to their collection of secrets, secretly.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Lets gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!
by Anonymous12 years ago
And if you think that we can't sing it faster then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Somebody call the police, there's a pants theif on the loose
by Anonymous12 years ago
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Whatta they sellin' ?"
"Choc-a-lates!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
FINLAND!!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
<Bird chirps>
<patrick whistles>
Spongebob: "Oh Patrick I didn't know you spoke bird!"
Patrick: "Oh no, Spongebob, that's Italian!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
"I'm the strangler?! Oh I should have known, I gotta turn myself in!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That didn't help at all :(
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
by Anonymous12 years ago
KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME! KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA SO VERY TA-AS-TY!
by Anonymous12 years ago
You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think
by Anonymous12 years ago
The most important meal of the day, serving it up, Gary's way!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Squidward: "I could be a football player! Or a king! Or a spaceman!"
Spongebob: "OR a Football-playing king in spance! With a moustache!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Say it with your chest.
I'm UGLY and I'm PROUD!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sqiudward: you took my one true chance for happiness and crunched it in to little, bite-sized pieces. Thanks for nothing.
Patrick: you're welcome!
Goodnight, magic pencil!
PATRICK NEEDS LOVE, TOO!
IT'S THE HASH-SLINGING SLAHSER!
*Patrick opens jar* Oh, no! I broke it!
I know nineteen million of these.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Patrick, how are we going to sell all of these chocolate bars?"
"I know! Let's get naked!"
"No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Patrick: Are you Squidward?
Fire Hydrant: .....
Patrick: That's okay take your time.
by Anonymous12 years ago
F is for Frolic through all the flowers
U is for Ukelele
N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking
by Anonymous12 years ago
Down here in the deep blue seaaaa
by Anonymous12 years ago
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs. He was number 1!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I just thought of something funnier than 24....
25!!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
the krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!!!!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
i smell a smell.
a smelly smell.
a smelly smell that smells....smelly.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I anything can't do anymore since because pickles.....
by Anonymous12 years ago
Mr. Krabs. Hello. Do you how do?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why are you talking funny, boy?
by Anonymous12 years ago
STEPPIN ON THE BEACH DODODODO! STEPPING ON THE BEACH DOO DO DO!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Plankton: Be Assertive!
Spongebob: (Inserts finger into pocket) BeepBeep
Plankton: Not Insertive!
by Anonymous12 years ago
What about airline food? Airline food my gosh what is up with that? See I can be a stand-up guy
by Anonymous12 years ago
*Squidward playing clarinet*
SpongeBob: Um, Squidward, do you think you could play a little... Better?
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