I like this one better.
Worlds shortest horror story: President Santorum.
Although we no longer have to worry about this nightmare, here's one that's even shorter: President Perry.
President Kardashian
I'm not sure if you understand that he's talking about Rick Perry, not Katy Perry or if you just had a fail of a joke.
Actually he's talking about Perry the platypus.
I actually laughed out loud at that.
I just said "yessss"
Well actually, if he was the last "man" on Earth the knock on the door could be a woman.
A woman?? Still scary.
Unless she's knocking because she brought sandwiches and strippers..
stripperS? so now there's more people?
But they're all women.
I'm not gonna lie... I actually got a little scared thinking about that.
Haha, me too.
It also seems a little like the beginning of a porno
The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. It was a Jehovah's Witness. No i'm sorry I stole that from tumblr, too :c
wouldn't he be overjoyed to find that there was someone else that was alive?
Who is this originally by? I read it on tumblr too, so I assume you didn't write it.
Fredric Brown, it's the opening line of one of his short stories.
What?
It's cool that you know that. Not many people would.
I like this one better.
Worlds shortest horror story:
President Santorum.
Although we no longer have to worry about this nightmare, here's one that's even shorter:
President Perry.
President Kardashian
I'm not sure if you understand that he's talking about Rick Perry, not Katy Perry or if you just had a fail of a joke.
Actually he's talking about Perry the platypus.
I actually laughed out loud at that.
I just said "yessss"
Well actually, if he was the last "man" on Earth the knock on the door could be a woman.
A woman?? Still scary.
Unless she's knocking because she brought sandwiches and strippers..
stripperS? so now there's more people?
But they're all women.
I'm not gonna lie... I actually got a little scared thinking about that.
Haha, me too.
It also seems a little like the beginning of a porno
The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. It was a Jehovah's Witness.
No i'm sorry I stole that from tumblr, too :c
wouldn't he be overjoyed to find that there was someone else that was alive?
Who is this originally by?
I read it on tumblr too, so I assume you didn't write it.
Fredric Brown, it's the opening line of one of his short stories.
What?
It's cool that you know that. Not many people would.