+352 Worlds shortest horror story: The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. Amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well actually, if he was the last "man" on Earth the knock on the door could be a woman.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A woman?? Still scary.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless she's knocking because she brought sandwiches and strippers..

by Anonymous 11 years ago

stripperS? so now there's more people?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But they're all women.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Who is this originally by? I read it on tumblr too, so I assume you didn't write it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fredric Brown, it's the opening line of one of his short stories.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I like this one better. Worlds shortest horror story: President Santorum.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I actually laughed out loud at that.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I just said "yessss"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Although we no longer have to worry about this nightmare, here's one that's even shorter: President Perry.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

President Kardashian

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm not sure if you understand that he's talking about Rick Perry, not Katy Perry or if you just had a fail of a joke.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Actually he's talking about Perry the platypus.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm not gonna lie... I actually got a little scared thinking about that.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Haha, me too.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It also seems a little like the beginning of a porno

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. It was a Jehovah's Witness. No i'm sorry I stole that from tumblr, too :c

by Anonymous 11 years ago

wouldn't he be overjoyed to find that there was someone else that was alive?

by Anonymous 11 years ago