+1,153 It's annoying how women's dress pants often don't have pockets. Just because i'm classy as fuck doesn't mean I don't have shit that I need to carry around with me, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All of mine have fake pockets in lieu of real ones that could actually serve a purpose; those tailors are all sons of britches.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If only there was some glorious invention designed for women to carry something when pockets are not available. It could be a sort of stand-alone pocket. One that women could carry with them. A special pocket that could go with this fancy pair of dress pants that you are wearing. If only there was something of that nature...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Oh you are so funny and clever, Pickles. Purses are for pansies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pocketless pansies, mind you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Seems a bit of an overkill if all you have are your keys and a cell phone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Having a purse is an invitation to be easily robbed, inconvenient at times, requires more care than pockets, takes up unnecessary space, can be quite expensive, needs to match your clothes(which pockets would naturally do already), and is prone to getting lost/forgotten/etc. And the really comfy ones are usually deemed "inappropriate" for formal attire =(.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1337055 (ProudMary): So are lots of things!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Personally I think skirts are classier. But to each their own...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Still they lack the necessary pockets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Truth. 'Tis a shame.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PURSE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

classy women don't curse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly how classy is fuck?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the wording of this post cracked me up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why not just have your butler carry it around for you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminds me of a "Sorority Girl Problem" if you've read any of those hhaha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This sounds like something Jenna Marbles would say...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh my gosh...I feel so honored! I love Jenna Marbles!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't sound classy to me. Sounds like you lost your Marbles.

by Anonymous 5 years ago