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Roman numerals: putting the high five in HIV, amirite?

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More like H-4 but whatever.

@Brett More like H-4 but whatever.

Hey, thanks for correcting the post! Everyone loves it when you correct them! You should correct people more often because that's the best way to make friendships that last a lifetime!

Hahaha, I kid, I kid. Seriously though, thanks for the correction.

Baconnoisseurs avatar Baconnoisseur Yeah You Are +39Reply
@Baconnoisseur Hey, thanks for correcting the post! Everyone loves it when you correct them! You should correct people more...

It wasn't a correction. I merely pointed out that if you were strictly using Roman numerals it would be 4. "But, whatever." It's a good post.

@Brett It wasn't a correction. I merely pointed out that if you were strictly using Roman numerals it would be 4. "But...

why would he be strictly using only roman numerals when he uses an H which isn't even one..... it's a joke just don't go all smartass

Anonymous -11Reply
@why would he be strictly using only roman numerals when he uses an H which isn't even one..... it's a joke just...

He said it's a good post if you look a little lower. Just because he said something that sounds negative doesn't mean it was.

pb55020s avatar pb55020 Yeah You Are +6Reply

I got laid by some chick at a bar. My friend gave me a HIV and the chick gave me HIV.

@wobbuffet I got laid by some chick at a bar. My friend gave me a HIV and the chick gave me HIV.

Will, please stop referring to me as "some chick at a bar." You don't need to hide our relationship anymore. People will accept us as we are.

@wobbuffet I got laid by some chick at a bar. My friend gave me a HIV and the chick gave me HIV.

I think the real question here is why were you having sex with a girl, and if you were, why wasn't it me?

@fatima I think the real question here is why were you having sex with a girl, and if you were, why wasn't it me?

You gave me herpes when I had sex with you, not HIV. The joke wouldn't have worked with you.

I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.

sonickemets avatar sonickemet Yeah You Are +34Reply
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@1289678

Glad I could be of a service that doesn't involve my reproductive organs.

IamProbablyaNinjas avatar IamProbablyaNinja Yeah You Are +16Reply
@IamProbablyaNinja That own was so hard that she's your property now.

You know who ELSE was so hard, but is no longer hard at all after her muscle relaxers kicked in?

My MOM!

Anonymous +3Reply

Woah man. I literally saw this post at the very top of the Just In page earlier today.
sob They grow up so fast . . .
Congrats on getting POTD. I like this post ;)

madibs avatar madib Yeah You Are +27Reply

you get a Hi-five for this hello smilie

Sick Joke. But good pun. So all in all, I like it

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +13Reply

Oh my goodness this took me way too long to get. :) Good one.

kisas avatar kisa Yeah You Are +12Reply

HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS

beccah1110s avatar beccah1110 Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Ross

http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/747/01/

Sorry just finished writing an english essay, but you forgot to site

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +14Reply
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@1289267

Polarthebear I live in Indiana too! REPRISENT!

Paigeperkkks avatar Paigeperkkk Yeah You Are -9Reply
@Paigeperkkk Polarthebear I live in Indiana too! REPRISENT!

Well, one thing you aren't representing from Indiana is the English courses from the schools.

IamProbablyaNinjas avatar IamProbablyaNinja Yeah You Are +55Reply
@Paigeperkkk Polarthebear I live in Indiana too! REPRISENT!

Sorry....
PolarTheBear, I live in Indiana, too! REPRESENT!

Paigeperkkks avatar Paigeperkkk Yeah You Are +4Reply
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@1289680

ABSOLUTE NONSENSE!!! REPRESENT!!!

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@1289257

You're trying really hard to get loves, aren't you? smirk smilie

@1289257

You're condemning yourself then, aren't you?

Anonymous +9Reply
@Ross

That didn't stop your mom from using caps lock while I made her moan. OH BURN

Anonymous -10Reply
@That didn't stop your mom from using caps lock while I made her moan. OH BURN

Not as burned as your mom's vagina is ever since I stopped using lube.

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Rosss avatar Ross Yeah You Are +20Reply
@That didn't stop your mom from using caps lock while I made her moan. OH BURN

You know who ELSE didn't stop your mom from using caps lock?

My MOM!

Anonymous +3Reply
@(Muscle Man): cool story bro.

(ELMI+HAGIELMI): thanks sis.

Anonymous 0Reply

the awkward moment when you have four hydrogen...

Clever..very clever

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deep slowmotion voice I..D..K....L..O..L.....S...M..I..L..E..Y......F...A..C...E

I enjoy this post. I read it when it was first homepaged and thought, "Hmm, this would make a good POTD." And then BAM. POTD.

Anonymous +3Reply

I read that as H 4

@Bear_Sheba I read that as H 4

I read this as, Roman numerals: putting the high five in HIV, amirite?

DandyLions avatar DandyLion Yeah You Are +5Reply
@DandyLion I read this as, Roman numerals: putting the high five in HIV, amirite?

I read this as, I read this as, Roman numerals: putting the high five in HIV, amirite?

@TheMuffinMan Too late.

No it's not. I ended it right there before there were a thousand stupid posts.

DandyLions avatar DandyLion Yeah You Are +1Reply

POTD 2 and a half hours after being made. Is that a record?

Anonymous +1Reply
@POTD 2 and a half hours after being made. Is that a record?

whispers He's a faggot dude. That means if we don't listen, he'll complain about equal rights.

shoulda had a 5-8...

J_A_C_Ks avatar J_A_C_K Yeah You Are +1Reply
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@1288995

It's original. It may be somewhere else, but I haven't seen it.

pb55020s avatar pb55020 Yeah You Are +19Reply
@1288995

It's on some joke and Twitter websites, but I like it.

Anonymous +2Reply

I laughed so hard when I read this :)

Splashs avatar Splash Yeah You Are 0Reply

Not many comments for a POTD.

@iamnotahumanbeing Not many comments for a POTD.

Once upon a time there was a a young boy named Rupert. Now Rupert was a troubled boy, for when he was six his father died of AIDS. After this tragic incident Rupert started to develop some mental issues, he even started to believe that he wasn't a human being. He now goes by the term of 'iamnotahumanbeing' To try and fill the gaping hole in his heart he became an entrepreneur, and spent his days selling used Apple products to old people. However his business tanked and now he spends his days sitting at home on the computer, trolling around and typing recurring and boring comments on the POTD.
Don't hate on Rupert, he's been through enough.

LOL. JK, shut up bro.

@Delightful_Dolphin Once upon a time there was a a young boy named Rupert. Now Rupert was a troubled boy, for when he was six his...

I sorry, your comeback was epic and shit, but the whole time i was reading it, i was like, "Rupert? His name is Rupert? Like Rupert Grint, a.k.a. Ron Weasley?"

(Please Excuse my Harry Potter nerd talk)

Anonymous -4Reply
@iamnotahumanbeing Not many comments for a POTD.

I think there should be an amirite? generated comment like the one you posted on every POTD so that comments like yours can't come up.

@iamnotahumanbeing Not many comments for a POTD.

OH COME ON NOW!
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Huh. I think I used up all my energy on the last rant. Oh well. Back to my knitting.

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