Guys are like pencils. We're hard, pointy, and just want to be held by girls. amirite?

only girls hold pencils?

pointy?

LOL this was homepaged. This is my only negative post. I really wish I could take this down. Glad it's featured as the 'worst comparison ever made' though.

Ouch.
http://ctrlv.in/78012

One of the worst comparisons ever made on amirite