+317 My computer takes 20 minutes to turn on and freezes the second I move it to my bed. It's safe to say that my laptop is a female, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or that you have no idea what you're doing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you're doing it wrong

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your life is average.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

at least you get to touch her a little

by Anonymous 14 years ago