+473 If spiderman didn't make webs, he would just be Peter Parkour. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If spiderman was a park ranger he would be Peter park. If spiderman was a police officer he would be Peter guard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If spiderman made horrible jokes he would be Hey_There.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay yes, those were really bad jokes but everyone tells really bad jokes every once in a while.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A.K.A. Cole McGrath.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HAHA OMG.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Way to steal posts from reddit, asshole.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i'd never heard of parkour before i read this post and looked it up

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You, sir, are obviously not a Spider-Man fan...he does NOT just make webs, he has "spider-sense", amazing agility and flexibility, and can jump higher and further than any normal person. ...Yeah, I sound like a geek. But get your facts straight, boy! ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago