-109 It's kind of weird how we call the stupid states "red states" even though stupid people shop at Wal-Mart, which is blue, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Red state = Republican. Republican =/= stupid.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You got it all wrong. Republicans are undercover Democrats, Democrats are undercover Wal-Mart shoppers, and Wal-Mart shoppers are undercover Mexicans that aren't really undercover. Therefore, George Bush was a Mexican.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That makes sense! That explains why Obama extended Bush-era tax cuts and Bush has a more environmentally-friendly house than Gore!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Valid argument. If only your premises were true...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fact: using the word "therefore" in your argument immediately and permanently makes it valid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Smart people shop at Wal-mart cuz they're not going to other places to get the same thing for more money.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy crap! Why didn't I see this before, anon your logic is utterly... Stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're in a red state, that should technically be blue. You are dumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you know where I live?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously, that was an astoundingly accurate description of the political party distribution and voting habits of my state. Are you a wizard, or a mod, or something?

by Anonymous 13 years ago