The voters have decided that bandaid_bandit is right! Vote on the post to say if you agree or disagree.
Also about motherfucker and hurts-42Girls: when you go to take a thong off you pull it slowly, because if you tear it off fast your ass crack hurts like a motherfucker, amirite?
Also about hurts+641Everyone says that love hurts, but that's not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Everyone confuses these with love, but really love is the one thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes us feel wonderful again. amirite?
Also by bandaid_bandit+18Picking up a "z" as one of the last tiles in a scrabble game can be a bitch, amirite?
Also about hurts+546Everyone says love hurts, but that isn’t true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes us feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt. amirite?
Also by bandaid_bandit+13The schnozberries taste like schnozberries! amirite?
Also about hurts and knee+271Sometimes when you have back, knee, or other joint pain you think, "Damn, if it hurts this badly now then it's going to be hell when I'm older." amirite?
Also about hurts and injury+502Sometimes the ice put on an injury hurts more than the injury does at the time, amirite?
Also about hurts and injury+199Removing a bandaid hurts more than the injury that called for it in the first place, amirite?
Also by bandaid_bandit+2Both Americone Dream and Stephen Colbert are fucking delicious, amirite?