Women hate being treated different than men, until there's a hostage situation and woman and children are let go first, amirite?

inb4 fEMMAnist

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never thought that a procrastinator could inb4.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how do all these frekin people get these POTD's

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://cheezburger.com/Asset/View/4888718336

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you put *Anthony* and not *le Anthony*, doesn't count

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cheezburger network... ಠ_ಠ

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(I am Anonymous.): I'm sorry to tell you this, but it seems that your eyes have turned into blocks with letters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Idk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you seem like an angry person. No need to be rude. Don't like it? Vote it down, tell me why you don't like it, don't just say it sucks. Honestly, people just don't have manners anymore at all. By the way, i was half asleep, three o'clock in the morning, 18 hour busride, random thought. Didn't think anything would come of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"WE ARE BEAUTIFUL STRONG PEOPLE AND DEMAND EQUAL RIGHTS! FOR FAR TOO LONG YOU HAVE KEPT US DOWN, WHETHER IT BE OPEN SEXISM OR QUIET JUDGEMENT UNFAIRLY ROBBING US OF OPPORTUNITIES! WE DEMAND TO BE TREATED LIKE EQUALS, YOU ARCHAIC, PRIMITIVE DOGS!" "Ah..... You know, you're absolutely right. It is completely unfair what we do to you. Bill, I want you to start writing me drafts of new gender equality laws immediately." "You want me to make it so you're treated completely the same as men?" "YOU HEARD US! WE DEMAND FULL RESPECT, YOU IGNORANT NEANDERTHAL!" "Very well, when these laws I'm writing take effect, you'll be treated exactly like us. You'll even be able to be called for the draft" "Draft?" "Yes" ".... WE ARE GORGEOUS, INDEPENDENT FLOWERS WITH OUR DIFFERENCES FROM MEN AND DESERVE TO BE TREATED AS SUCH, YOU PRIMORDIAL SLIME!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pretty much how it goes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ya, that rule is up for debate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny because in your picture it looks like a bunch of people are debating something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they're all watching porn

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 differently

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never understood how people could be gay when I was little. Now I see that it's pretty simple. Women are fucking insane.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unfortunately, I think women feel the same way about men.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So women are gay for men? how is that different from being straight for men?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): i hope you were kidding...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope your attracted to me! yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Correction: I hope "your" attracted to "me".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Were gonna be wanting to vote next.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We'll let you stay as hostages, but we will never let you vote.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But... men are paid more. OH!, that's probably so they can afford to pay for expensive dinner dates without starving their pet cat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lulwut?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Translation: lolwut

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, It's the Red Bull speaking

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, snap!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For some reason this reminded me of Monty Python. "This is your captain speaking. Do not rush for the life boats. Women, children, red indians, spacemen, and a sort of idealized version of the complete renaissance man first!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how nobody remembers the elderly. It's like, "Screw the old people, they're going to die soon anyway"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd say the children and the elderly should go first. It's more fair, and no one can complain about equal rights. And it just plain makes more sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eh... I honestly can't decide what I think of in terms of whether women should go at the same time as or before men, but I do know that pregnant women should absolutely go first; although that's technically children...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the hostage taker should just shoot everyone and there wouldn't be a debate at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It makes sense that women are let off first with the children for a couple reasons: 1.) For most of human history it seems, women were thought to be weaker. 2.) Women can be pregnant. So it would make sense that they can get out of risky situations. 3.) Women tend to be the care takers of children. Not that fathers do nothing! But, you tend to see more female babysitters, nannies, and more mothers out alone with the children. So when you weigh all of the effects of tradition, it makes sense that this happens. Is it really fair? Probably not. Men and women are equal, but for many years, men had to be the protectors which included protecting their wives and children. Equality is a two way street. I never really understand the man-hating feminists. I am a feminist, but I don't think that that involves making men inferior to push ourselves up. Men and women were created equal and should be treated as such. I don't need special treatment; I need equal treatment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought of Titanic :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anthony, I get it Polarthebear's account has been deactivated, so he no longer needs to blow you to get a post home-paged or POTD. But, just because your feeling a bit stressed out due to a lack of a sexual thrill, doesn't mean that you must be so willing to let anyone give you a blow-job for POTD. Let them at least have a descent post for them to earn it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

polarthebear?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...If you don't know BreakfastFan either, I recommend you leave hastily.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We could let her stay on as an apprentice if she can tell us what Zubat is eating....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1302598 (FlyingGuineaPig): I meant 'Is that him?' ...Of course I know him AND BreakfastFan (when he was an active member) Although I did find BreakfastFan to be a bit pretentious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah. Well, that's alright then. Sorry to bother you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I miss breakfastfan, he was a good lad. He always had something clever to say. Did polarthebear leave permanently leave too?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whatever happened to rebelscum. l loved calling him rebels-cum :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm... What is Zubat eating?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chips. He was like Realdizzy and her french toast. Always eating chips.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh... btw if anyone really wants to know, it wasn't polarthebear that posted that, it was just me trying to make a joke at like 12 o'clock last night (or morning).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, as if they're the most important people ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well that's just rude. Sheesh. It was 3 o'clock in the morning on an 18 hour bus ride, just a random thought. Didn't think anything would come off it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am a strong believer in Negative Action. Unlike Affirmative Action which gives women and minorities more opportunities than white males to make up for centuries of oppression, Negative Action demands that all rights and privelages be stripped from women and minorities so that white men should prevail in this country as they rightfully should.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stripped.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AMEN!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminds me of that episode of The Office when a fire started, and Michael just sprints out of there. Then he talked about how he didn't believe women and children should be let out first, because it's a law for everyone to be treated equal in an office.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Basically, many feminists only want the benefits of "equality" (ability to vote, have property, etc) , while they do their best to avoid its downsides (the draft, MOS's in the combat arms in said draft, etc)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me to

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly, you want the benefits, you get the downfalls too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love it how people find it easier to associate the feminist movement with the worst of them. Assholes. Similarly to how black rights have grown and are now only pondered upon for positive discrimination purposes. Seriously. Sure, who care about the millenia of women being considered sub-human in most areas, I HAD TO PAY FOR A STEAK GODDAMNIT. Sexual harassment and rape aren't common nowadays, discrimination does not exist at all and women are the slimy bastards who make the poor men suffer. Idiots.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, calm down. It was just a random three o'clock in the morning thought after watching the in-bus movie with a hi-jacked plane and Chuck Norris. Didn't mean anything by it. And where I'm from, blacks have the most rights out of all the ethnic groups and women get picked over men because it helps the business get work. You get points for women, blacks or disabled working at the company.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've also never seen a woman begging to be included in the draft.

by Anonymous 13 years ago