Ya know that all the chicks be wishin that I use Skype,
But Skype in my opinion don't live up to the hype.
Chattin with your neighbors each and every night?
Just walk over to their house fool, this ain't even right!
Hey, see? That's my point, now I rest my case.
Ain't no way in my book Skype is winnin first place.
Usin Skype for your hoes? Girl ya know you're pollution
That's ruining the institution of street corner prostitution.
Oh, you think you own me? Bitch lemme be real clear.
You know who won't get hit? Take a look in the mirror.
The chicks, they're payin me, you think you're runnin the show?
That's enough shit from you, you'd better pack up and go.
Step aside, fools, 'cause I'm joining this free style.
And I'm teaching you a lesson so it might just take a while.
There's no camera pointed at you but I suggest that you smile
'Cause you might as well be happy when I beat you by a mile.
What you're reading right now, this is a quality rap.
Not your piece of trash attempt that's fallen flat on it's back.
It would take too long to tell you everything you failed at.
But know that rhymes as fine as mine are what your sad verses lack.
y'all bitches be trippin
no rap battle is complete
without favvksie in the ring
laying down the beat
Who cares about skype
cheezburger is where it's at
there are pussies everywhere
you can't compete with dat
And as for "hanging up"
pssh, that would be a crime
there's no need for logging off
cheezburger ALL THE TIME
Do it while you eat
Do it while you nap
Do it in the shower
Do it while you fap
Okay, Favvksie out
to you I tip my hat
oh and by the way
HERE'S A PICTURE OF A CAT http://ctrlv.in/119790
I know this POTD doesn't exist. I know that when I look at it, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is witty and hilarious. After three years, you know what I realize?
I feel like there are more creative ways to end a skype convo... like turn off the lights, or walk away and leave your dog sitting in front of the screen until the other person gets bored and leaves. or pretend to be asleep.
Meh, I don't really care at this point. I'd just make another account and stop being so obvious with my trolling. I've already gotten so many bad reviews for posting a noncomforming opinion, that a new account might be a good idea. :)
Whenever I skype I like messing with people by staying completely still.
"Goddamnit Kashish your cam is frozen again!"
Should this really be POTD?
No.
Ya know that all the chicks be wishin that I use Skype,
But Skype in my opinion don't live up to the hype.
Chattin with your neighbors each and every night?
Just walk over to their house fool, this ain't even right!
Hey, see? That's my point, now I rest my case.
Ain't no way in my book Skype is winnin first place.
Usin Skype for your hoes? Girl ya know you're pollution
That's ruining the institution of street corner prostitution.
Oh, you think you own me? Bitch lemme be real clear.
You know who won't get hit? Take a look in the mirror.
The chicks, they're payin me, you think you're runnin the show?
That's enough shit from you, you'd better pack up and go.
Who won?
Vote by upvoting/downvoting our last verses.
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
E-E-EP-EP-EP-EPIC BATTLES OF AMIRITE!
Step aside, fools, 'cause I'm joining this free style.
And I'm teaching you a lesson so it might just take a while.
There's no camera pointed at you but I suggest that you smile
'Cause you might as well be happy when I beat you by a mile.
What you're reading right now, this is a quality rap.
Not your piece of trash attempt that's fallen flat on it's back.
It would take too long to tell you everything you failed at.
But know that rhymes as fine as mine are what your sad verses lack.
my turn:
Boxtop, I'm about to bust rhymes so hard it'll make your face turn orange.....
shit.
Well pb55020, you think you got skill, but lemme say it's that time of month...
Damn.
y'all bitches be trippin
no rap battle is complete
without favvksie in the ring
laying down the beat
Who cares about skype
cheezburger is where it's at
there are pussies everywhere
you can't compete with dat
And as for "hanging up"
pssh, that would be a crime
there's no need for logging off
cheezburger ALL THE TIME
Do it while you eat
Do it while you nap
Do it in the shower
Do it while you fap
Okay, Favvksie out
to you I tip my hat
oh and by the way
HERE'S A PICTURE OF A CAT
http://ctrlv.in/119790
The fat cat sat on a mat. Then he ate a rat who wore a phat hat. Motherfucker.
I'll vote up y'all's verses,
even though they dead, blam, kaput,
they be riding in hearses,
You be the bettah man,
'cause your verses are whack,
manufactured in China, Japan
Afghanistan
Orangutan
Tuna can
Vote fo' me
cuz mah rhymes are betta
They sticky icky, not like yaws,
all cheesy
like cheddah
I did, because my words be diverse
When it comes to competition, I say, "disperse"
I wonder who actually says this.
Nobody.
People who think distance doesn't interfere with their intimate relationships probably think this...
And then take a shower.
Most of my Skype conversations end with "I have to pee, laterz" or "My mom's coming, bye"
my boyfriend and I pee or number two on skype.
That's a really weird fetish.
its not a fetish, we don't get sexually aroused by it.
Then... Why do you do it...
i know that feel bro
i like to NumberTwo on camera too
not really sure how to reply to this Favvkes
Do you get that shitting on cam isn't funny it's fucking weird
One does not simply close Skype.
This post doesn't even seem home page worthy, and its potd??
I would call it hanging up, not closing skype.
Wasn't the POTD something else for a minute?
Glitch in the matrix
I know this POTD doesn't exist. I know that when I look at it, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is witty and hilarious. After three years, you know what I realize?
Ignorance is bliss.
What if I told you you only dreamed of there being a different POTD?
Hah
I feel like there are more creative ways to end a skype convo... like turn off the lights, or walk away and leave your dog sitting in front of the screen until the other person gets bored and leaves. or pretend to be asleep.
Nah, usually I just say "Okay I have to go I love you bye!"
I've always talked on skype like I talk on the phone. And when I talk with my girlfriend, I say, "Ok, I'll talk later. Bye." And then hang up.
I think this is what we all do... Except for the girlfriend part. I'm not a lesbian
Look I see where you're coming from, and I love you too, but trust me, this will get you banned.
I've already been banned. ;)
Me too, twice, so believe me when I say I know what to not do
Meh, I don't really care at this point. I'd just make another account and stop being so obvious with my trolling. I've already gotten so many bad reviews for posting a noncomforming opinion, that a new account might be a good idea. :)