+2,079 Nobody likes the guy who stands in the corner of the elevator, hoarding the buttons. Then he asks; what floor? And he smiles, like he's doing you a favor. I WANNA HIT THE BUTTON, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LMAO that makes 'him' sound so creepy... funny thing, he usually is..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

a giant, orange octopus, with a tutu and a cowboy hat, eating an apple dipped in caramel and a piece of french toast, while having a catch with his friend, Jeremy. Sorry, just completing the sentence for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why the quotes around "him"? Are you sexist? Is he a figment of my imagination? Is he a spirit that haunts all hotel elevators and disappears as soon as you leave, making you fear for your life and pace around your hotel room for hours and hours upon end, causing part of your brain to go numb and have you suffer from a stroke and heart attak while masturbating in the shower?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, she's just sexist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sexiest* hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I spelled it that way for a reason!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, you did. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They said "him" because there are no elevators in the kitchen. cool Oh the hate I'll receive for saying that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought sydpink was quoting the post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://myfacewhen.com/2/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, he could be... Or a female could also be doing the button hoarding... which I see more often in elevators actually... In which case this post is sexist, if anything. O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you just described my whole life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You must have a pretty boring life then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What, standing on elevators all day while someone else pushes the button isn't fun? I do it every Sunday, right after watching the dew on the grass form and before counting all the wood planks in my entire house.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You lucky bastard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same here! Except I'm usually watching my nails grow or paint dry...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you ever find that the number of wood planks has changed?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I have to make sure it doesn't, don't I?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Interesting story: One Sunday I was counting the wooden planks in my house (interesting how our routines coincide) when I noticed that there was one plank fewer than usual. I thought nothing of it, until next Sunday, when the count was even lower than the previous Sunday. So I set up security cameras in my house and it turned out a brazen little dwarf had been prying wooden planks out of our attic roof in order to build himself a small shelter on the corner.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

See, our jobs are an important one. Without us, all the would planks wood be gone in days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well then. My heart is crushed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

faggot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least I dont have sex with dead people....Bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HEY THEY DONT SEEM TO BE COMPLAINING

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can't say no when you're dead hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now that you mention it, the guy is usually a waffle that happens to be very sexy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A blue waffle? frown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"What button? THIS BUTTON, BITCH" *punch*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Oh shit. I missed...Floor 12 please."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOCCHKzyqnI

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Elf FTW

by Anonymous 13 years ago

douche

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't know me. How dare you state my personal business in such a public forum?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh shut it. You have a crush on him and you know it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG TAYLOR, SHUTUP!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

queer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It takes so much effort to press the button. I'd rather someone else does it if they offer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It also takes a lot of effort to breathe. Why don't you take a break for a while? I'll do it for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's so kind of you!! Thanks! I guess it's very cool in this crowd to enjoy pressing buttonz

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently it's really cool in your croud to be such in incompetent fuck you think pressing a button is effort. Are you American? (I'm allowed to say that, I'm American)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FYI, your comment literally makes no sense. I think you're asking me if I think it's cool to be "an incompetent fuck" and that "I think pressing a button is effort". But because you put "fuck" and "you" together, I read it as "fuck you" and was confused. Why were you cursing me out? Oh, you just think I'm "in incompetent fuck." So I'm sorry that you have to insult Americans because I'm lazy and am more than happy to tell Mr. Creepy Man my floor number so I don't have to reach over a bunch of people awkwardly to press my button. It's so much easier to let him do it for me. I bet people on MLIA enjoy pressing the elevator buttons as well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tl'dr you must be really butthurt to have written that much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I just like explaining my POV.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have a long POV.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't have a large enough brain to read 8 sentences. You should probably start studying for the SATs now, since I'm assuming you're 13 years old and can't read.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I can't read, thanks for reminding me, asshole.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, you've mastered the concept of commas! Congrats!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just point in between a couple buttons and say "That one."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Push him out of the way, hit all the buttons.....then run out and laugh :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/37239

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People who do that really push my buttons.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This, at the moment, is quite possibly the best comment on the page. Not trying to hard, but still relevant and slightly funny. y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a button for that. Here, let me press it for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why, thank you kind sir.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you just disproved the post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was easy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People who talk about pushing buttons are FAGGOTS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know a guy who can help you with these violent tendencies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right! The nerve of those people, trying to be helpful. People today make me sick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They are being nice. Quit being an ungrateful bitch and accept the kindness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you missed the point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bitches aren't the only ones that need their elevator buttons pressed. That is the point of the post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She means that pushing the button is fun and that she wants to. Most people find pushing the buttons fun, probably the reason for him hogging them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Most twelve year olds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how expectant that sounded. Not to be fanboyish, or anything. (Unfortunately I was.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago