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+531Every country in the world should work together to create the world's largest building where every last human being on Earth lives. One where each country has its own floor, and you can visit your relatives and friends by pushing the button on the elevator that corresponds with their country. Though totally preposterous and unrealistic, this is a pretty cool thought, amirite?
People who do that really push my buttons.
This, at the moment, is quite possibly the best comment on the page. Not trying to hard, but still relevant and slightly funny.
There's a button for that. Here, let me press it for you.
That was easy.
Why, thank you kind sir.
I think you just disproved the post.
People who talk about pushing buttons are FAGGOTS.
Elf FTW
its not exclusively MLIA dude. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ftw
It's still an MLIA-type word, used mostly on there, dude. "I dressed as a penguin and made a lightsaber penguin play. penguins FTW!!!!"
except FTW is not the annoying part of that statement
Like I said, it's associated with MLIA so I think of that site when I see or hear the word. & I still consider it the annoying part because it's all 1 sentence connected with the ftw.
The only connection MLIA has to FTW is the fact that FTW is internet slang, and MLIA is on the internet. It's used literally everywhere.
FTW stands for Fuck that weiner.. which is not MLIA related..
I thought it was For The Win
douche
LMAO that makes 'him' sound so creepy... funny thing, he usually is..
a giant, orange octopus, with a tutu and a cowboy hat, eating an apple dipped in caramel and a piece of french toast, while having a catch with his friend, Jeremy.
Sorry, just completing the sentence for you.
Why the quotes around "him"? Are you sexist? Is he a figment of my imagination? Is he a spirit that haunts all hotel elevators and disappears as soon as you leave, making you fear for your life and pace around your hotel room for hours and hours upon end, causing part of your brain to go numb and have you suffer from a stroke and heart attak while masturbating in the shower?
They said "him" because there are no elevators in the kitchen.
Oh the hate I'll receive for saying that...
No, she's just sexist.
sexiest*
No, I spelled it that way for a reason!
Yeah, you did.
I thought sydpink was quoting the post.
http://myfacewhen.com/2/
Haha, he could be... Or a female could also be doing the button hoarding... which I see more often in elevators actually... In which case this post is sexist, if anything. O.o
Mmmm... creepy...
What the hell is that at the end of your sentence?
It's a creeper
from Minecraft.
Just hover over it, like all the other emoticons, to find out.
"What button? THIS BUTTON, BITCH" punch
"Oh shit. I missed...Floor 12 please."
Just point in between a couple buttons and say "That one."
I know right! The nerve of those people, trying to be helpful. People today make me sick.
you just described my whole life.
You must have a pretty boring life then.
What, standing on elevators all day while someone else pushes the button isn't fun? I do it every Sunday, right after watching the dew on the grass form and before counting all the wood planks in my entire house.
You lucky bastard.
Do you ever find that the number of wood planks has changed?
Well I have to make sure it doesn't, don't I?
Interesting story: One Sunday I was counting the wooden planks in my house (interesting how our routines coincide) when I noticed that there was one plank fewer than usual. I thought nothing of it, until next Sunday, when the count was even lower than the previous Sunday. So I set up security cameras in my house and it turned out a brazen little dwarf had been prying wooden planks out of our attic roof in order to build himself a small shelter on the corner.
See, our jobs are an important one. Without us, all the would planks wood be gone in days.
Same here! Except I'm usually watching my nails grow or paint dry...
Well then. My heart is crushed.
faggot
At least I dont have sex with dead people....Bitch.
HEY THEY DONT SEEM TO BE COMPLAINING
You can't say no when you're dead
Now that you mention it, the guy is usually a waffle that happens to be very sexy.
A blue waffle?
You don't know me. How dare you state my personal business in such a public forum?
Oh shut it. You have a crush on him and you know it.
OMG TAYLOR, SHUTUP!
queer
Push him out of the way, hit all the buttons.....then run out and laugh :D
Your sister sounds like a brat.
I'd say a 3-inch tall person has every right to obsess over pushing elevator buttons.
she's three... and only three inches tall?
Well, you are 4'9".
IMPOSTER!
You sound like an arse.
You are an arse.
I'm not the one talking shit about a three year old to her sister. So OK. Creative comment.
Please tell me how I could possibly know that she was three.
You don't need to know she's three. If you talk shit about someone's sister, to their sister, you're an arse.
Well while I'm on the site where everyone shares their opinions, I like to share my opinion.
I never said you couldn't. But sense you said that, I'm allowed to be of the opinion that you're an arse.
Good, but I don't understand why you have to hide behind anonymous.
-sigh- anon attacks are a last resort. I make everything anon, because last time I didn't I had users stalking my comments and arguing with me on every single one. Too many notifications! Now they have no profile to track me to.
A last resort to what? I was making a new point.
Exactly. You think it's a point. It's a stupid last resort people go to when they wanna find something to attack the other person.
I wasn't trying to attack you.
It doesn't need to be creative when it's true.
Right.
http://ctrlv.in/37239
I know a guy who can help you with these violent tendencies.
HOW DARE YOU??? You're not the only one who likes to hit buttons! It's because of people like you that we have these wars and murders. YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO LIKES HITTING BUTTONS!
nig
It takes so much effort to press the button. I'd rather someone else does it if they offer.
It also takes a lot of effort to breathe. Why don't you take a break for a while? I'll do it for you.
That's so kind of you!! Thanks!
I guess it's very cool in this crowd to enjoy pressing buttonz
Apparently it's really cool in your croud to be such in incompetent fuck you think pressing a button is effort. Are you American? (I'm allowed to say that, I'm American)
FYI, your comment literally makes no sense. I think you're asking me if I think it's cool to be "an incompetent fuck" and that "I think pressing a button is effort". But because you put "fuck" and "you" together, I read it as "fuck you" and was confused. Why were you cursing me out? Oh, you just think I'm "in incompetent fuck."
So I'm sorry that you have to insult Americans because I'm lazy and am more than happy to tell Mr. Creepy Man my floor number so I don't have to reach over a bunch of people awkwardly to press my button. It's so much easier to let him do it for me.
I bet people on MLIA enjoy pressing the elevator buttons as well.
tl'dr
you must be really butthurt to have written that much.
No, I just like explaining my POV.
You have a long POV.
You don't have a large enough brain to read 8 sentences. You should probably start studying for the SATs now, since I'm assuming you're 13 years old and can't read.
No, I can't read, thanks for reminding me, asshole.
Wow, you've mastered the concept of commas! Congrats!
They are being nice. Quit being an ungrateful bitch and accept the kindness.
I think you missed the point.
Go on.
Bitches aren't the only ones that need their elevator buttons pressed.
That is the point of the post.
She means that pushing the button is fun and that she wants to. Most people find pushing the buttons fun, probably the reason for him hogging them.
Most twelve year olds.
I love how expectant that sounded.
Not to be fanboyish, or anything. (Unfortunately I was.)