+1,613 It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't. Just a mere shadow for eternity muahahaha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now Jesus, be nice!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Says the RobotDevil..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The power of Christ compels! Begone you demon and release that innocent robot! The power of Christ compels you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't be tellin my son what to do. Jesus does what he wants, and you're just gonna have to learn to like it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he did have siblings that were younger.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It depends what you believe in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually it doesnt matter what religion you believe in because there are records that jesus did have siblings.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactley and this is why people don't know about them ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Craig christ

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why does everyone think Christ was Jesus' last name?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people do, but I'm pretty sure this was a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Christ is Greek for "the anointed one"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol he did have younger brothers and sisters. John the baptist was not his brother.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah he did but all the people that voted yya are probably all atheits.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you saying religious people can't take a joke?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mary: "Steve, go to your room. You're grounded." Steve: "But mom, Jesus started it! Why doesn't he ever get in trouble? Joseph: "Steve, listen to your mother. Go to your room." Steve: *Under Breath* "God, is Jesus like perfect or something?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eavesdropping on your Son's daily life, I see. Once omniscient God always omniscient.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He did have brothers and sisters. Mary was a virgin at the time of Jesus birth not her entire life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we don't know that for a fact. people say that the angel Gabriel told mary she was pregnant, but if you connect the dots, it's obvious that Gabriel actually knocked mary up, much to joseph's chagrin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you fucking retarded? I mean, it is true that Mary probably did get knocked up and did lie about it to cover up her shame, but, An angel could not have knocked her up mainly because angels don't exist and the bible doesn't even say that to begin with.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that comment was a prime example of sarcasm going totally wrong. learn from my mistake.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry man, misplaced trolling.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_(brother_of_Jesus) WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This explains so much...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does this mean you stole all your jokes from God?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok! Everyone has a right to their own beliefs...this post was supposed to be a joke. Anyway since I'm doing this I'll express my belief and see if any of you religion experts challenge it!!! AHH! Mary was a virgin. John was Jesus' cousin, son of Elizabeth who was Mary's aunt. Jesus refers to his friends as "brothers" in reference to the fact that we're all brothers and sisters in Christ and through God being our orignal creater, we are all somehow related through Him. And I suppose I'll end this shit with an AMEN!!!! SO HAVE AT IT PPL!!! Express your beliefs! Challenge THAT!!!!!! I DARE YOU!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mathew 1:25 please explain why it says that Joseph didn't consumate the marriange until Jesus was born. If she stayed a virgin it would say that he didn't at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is true, but Jesus did have literal younger siblings.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I will give it to you that Jesus does refer to others as 'brethren' figuratively. But, in Mark 6:3 it says "the Son of Mary, the Brother of James, and Joses, and of Juda, and Simon" and Mark 15: 40: "Mary the mother of James the less and of Joses, and Salome"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Correct and it would also refer to Jesus as Mary's only son instead of firstborn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://loltheists.com/?p=740

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this from Robin Williams?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a song about this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus' brother Bob

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah but think of all the hand-me-downs. You'd be pretty much set on robes and sandals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Imagine being Anthony's younger brother, I mean he's always right, how do you compete with that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As of right now, Anthony is only right 93% of the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*rite

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't get nailed to a stick? </offensive joke>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what I was thinking...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Mom, mom, I just made wine!" "And how did you do that?" Well, I stepped on it with my feet, and --" "Well, your brother made it from WATER!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Mom, look at the painting I made you!" "Well, your brother came back from the dead, walked on water, turned water to wine, and healed the sick. Try harder." "Mom, why is Jesus' birthday always so special? Like everybody celebrates it. So unfair." I could keep these comin all day cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only because you eavesdrop on the conversation

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Already been said dude. -------->(@1314297 )

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shit. Well, you've presented a multiple opportunity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess that's true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Being raised Muslim (i.e. not under any significant Christian influences), I am no authority on Christianity. However, being Chauncy Pickles, I am an authority on language. Best of luck resolving your religious dispute. Signed, Chauncy Pickles. P.S. I would've skipped lines and maybe thrown in a few pointless cedillas, but I am commenting from a simple phone right now. To compensate, here is a vertical line that I am not familiar enough to label by name: |

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): What the heck is that little thing called? *Google searching...* Oh, it's the Vertical Bar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Google searching is more popularly known as Googling. I commend you for taking the underground approach.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

§

by Anonymous 13 years ago

google that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The "Section Symbol" http://tlt.its.psu.edu/suggesti...ealt.html#punc I will admit, it was hard for me to find that. I had to google like five different things... about three minutes to find it. Which is like a year in Google time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this shit's legit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow i see 43 comments and i thought that they'd be funny arguments like usual but for a while there it was a religious debate, what's happening to amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People are respecting each other? It's odd but it happens.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol fanfiction at it's best

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Craig don't give a damn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honey badger don't give a shit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's just like a blind and deaf person trying to live up into the shadows of Helen Keller. It's impossible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would date Jesus's sister. "Hey Jesus, I know you're dying on that cross and all, but guess who fucked your sister last night! Oh yeah!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My youth pastor mentioned something like this in his talk last week. James, the brother of Jesus. Imagine that: "James, why can't you be more like Jesus?" *stunned look* "He's GOD!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHY is it I can't go on this site without someone shoving their Christian beliefs down my throat?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, I really missed that sublimal message. I mean, at first I just thought it was a harmless joke, and then I took another look and it was like BAM! YOU MUST CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY. Seriously, I hate it when people try to trick me with humour whilst actually shoving their beliefs down my throat. Sneaky bastards.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes hahaha you're so hilarious, I knew it was a joke dipshit. But why mention Jesus? Or that he had siblings. It would be so easy to just make it a neutral post that everyone can enjoy. That's why I perceive it to be pushing their thughts down my throat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Anonymous):It's not like the post was arguing for or against Christianity in any way. Are we not allowed to mention Jesus at all anymore? I've got an idea. Let's call him, He-Who-Should - Not - Be - Posted. That'll make everyone happy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's try making this post neutral. "It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if some guy had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT?" HAHAHA that's so hilarious! ono It makes the joke funny, moron. Quit being so ridiculously sensitive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Er...it wouldn't be funny if Jesus wasn't mentioned, kiddo. Hence 'joke.' Honestly. I'm atheist and I enjoyed it. Oops, sorry! I said HIS name. I wouldn't want you to think I'm brainwashing you with the beliefs of Christianity because I mentioned Jesus. Damn. There it is again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His name is creg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Make Craigslist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus had siblings

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mom: so what did you do at school today? Billy: I made you a macaroni necklace! Jesus: I made wine from water. Fuckyeah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have 2 older sisters and one of them has practically every teacher before I do and out live both of their shadows combined. It is not that hard considering the oldest is a failure at life and the other older one is a bitch[they both are bitches but you know]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Btw - according to the Bible, James from the book of James was Jesus' brother. He's in the NT way at the end.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha! Living in the shadow of Jesus! I do that in my sleep. Please. Try living in my shadow for once. That would suck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was the 1000 person to vote it up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Sounds like you deserve a cupcake.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Such talent cannot even be accomplished by Jesus

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus had a biological brother named John who was the son of Mary and Joseph after Jesus was already born. So, yeah Jesus did have a little brother, who was also one of his disciples.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait wait wait. I think you have the wrong John.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no there were 2 john's in the bible. John the baptist and Jesus' brother.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right.. so Jesus' brother John was NOT his disciple as kc12356 said.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Jesus is killed* "Yes! Now I can finally show the world that I'm just as good as that show off!" *Jesus rises from the dead* "FFFFFFUUUUUUUU"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Modern Psychology suggests that a younger sibling who is shadowed by an achieving older sibling tends to be rebellious in order to get the same attention that the older one receives, but in a different manner. Therefore, the ANTICHRIST!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you all can continue your conversation. Meanwhile, "Hi! I'm Muslim and don't have much to contribute."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He had at least 5 siblings: Simon, James and Joses. THe bible also mentions him having sisters(more than one).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"5 siblings: Simon, James, and Joses." One, Two, Three, ______?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why he mentioned he had sisters too...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He said as I quoted befo- Oh, I see. Man, I feel stupid. The internet does this to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Was there a Judas/Judah too? Or am I confused?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There are two main Judases in the bible: Judas, the son of James(also goes by another name but i dont remember what it is) and Judas Iscariot(who betrayed him). Judah was Joseph's brother and one of the twelve tribes. but none in his immediate family.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh I think I was thinking about the one that was Joseph's brother.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He did, haha. I know John never really mentioned the fact that they were related, though, so.... you pretend you're not related. Bam.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good thing Harry Potter didn't have any siblings either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, technically, we're all his brothers and sisters, because we're all sons of God, but then again, Jesus is kinda part of God, and yeah.. I confused myself.. AGAIN.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He did have siblings younger than him.

by Anonymous 6 years ago