+241 It would suck to meet your soul mate at a dentist's appointment, and he/shes' the dentist. Unless of course, you have perfect fucking teeth. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, it really stinks because the dentist can always tell right away that I did a line of coke in the car before my appointment. "Sorry, dentist, it isn't my fault that I get all nervous and anxious because of you!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd sure like perfect "fucking teeth" hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Perfect skin too. That bright light does nothing for it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But why would one be at the dentist if one has perfect fucking teeth?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

for a check up? annual cleaning?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But if they're perfect than they're perfect. One wouldn't need a check up or cleaning. ...Nitpicking. Ignore me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah because you know they are your soulmate right away?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My dentist is like 60 so I don't have to worry about that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago