I'd sure like perfect "fucking teeth"
Perfect skin too. That bright light does nothing for it.
Yeah, it really stinks because the dentist can always tell right away that I did a line of coke in the car before my appointment. "Sorry, dentist, it isn't my fault that I get all nervous and anxious because of you!"
Yeah because you know they are your soulmate right away?
My dentist is like 60 so I don't have to worry about that.
But why would one be at the dentist if one has perfect fucking teeth?
for a check up? annual cleaning?
But if they're perfect than they're perfect. One wouldn't need a check up or cleaning.
...Nitpicking. Ignore me.