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You never realized that Voldemort was 60 in the first Harry Potter book. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
he's an old fucker :O
by Anonymous12 years ago
how old does that make Dumbledore?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Old.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Around 150.
by Anonymous12 years ago
give or take a few.
by Anonymous12 years ago
He was actually sixty five.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah, my math was a bit off. I assumed he was 10, 50 years ago. But that doesn't even make sense. So yes, he is 65
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's cool. Most people never bothered to try and figure it out.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you mean I never realized that while reading the first HP book then of course not it never mentions his age that early.
By the Chamber of Secrets though you learn that he opened the chamber 50 years ago when he was 16, 50 +16 = 66, so yes I did realize it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's pretty freakin' old to still be trying to take over the world. Get a life bro.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh, that 'ol fart.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I wonder if, in all his musings on immortality, he ever realized that somewhere around year 200 "things" are probably going to start sagging?
It's most likely a good thing Harry killed him; think how unpleasant an evil overlord with arthritis would be.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Thank you sooooooo much for that image.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, I didn't notice that. But I DID notice that he REALLY REALLY wanted the Sorcerer's Stone.
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