All.......
All what? All your favorite posts? All the words you had time to get out before they dragged you away to be tortured? All the pudding cups the butler purchased this week? All the time we have today, but be sure to tune in next time?
I really hope it's not the pudding cup one. I was just about to go get one.
I have maybe 5-7 Hollister shirts, and only a few of them have the logo on them. I just bought them because they were cute, it doesn't mean I'm a prick or trying to fit in, considering I buy clothes from so many other places.
By the way, saying "twelve-o-meter" just makes you sound like you're really young yourself. I can't think of anyone in their right mind over the age of 14 that would say a phrase like that.
The definition of a rectangle is a quadrilateral with all equal angles. The definition of a square is a quadrilateral with all equal angles AND all equal sides. Therefore, a square is a rectangle, since it's equiangular, but a rectangle is not a square, since it's not equilateral.
No, just because all pricks wear Hollister, doesn't make everyone that wears Hollister a prick. See, if all pricks wear Hollister, then it's not insulting, because that means that wearing Hollister doesn't make you a prick, but if you are a prick, you're wearing Hollister. But if everyone that wears Hollister is a prick then that's just bluntly calling everyone a prick. There is a huge difference.
Wearing clothes from a clothing store doesn't make you a prick. That's like saying people that shop at walmart are poor. You can't just assume things like that. They like that kind of clothing.
Really? It works on everything I've ever tried. It worked on my LG Rumor 2, LG Rumor Touch, Samsung Intercept, LG Optimus V (I've had WAY too many cell phones), and even my computer. Are you sure you're zoomed out/in all the way?
"Not Found
The requested URL/setdefaultsite.php was not found on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an Error Document to handle the request"
then It says a bunch of numbers and letters...but that's only on my phone
The "switch to ____ site" on the touch and mobile sites don't actually work. They all bring up that error. If you actually switched to one of them on your computer you would be stuck there until you cleared your cookies.
It feels great to take off that fake smile off your face after a long day being a liar and telling your cancerous son that everything is gonna be okay. But the truth is he'll die in a matter of weeks... SHAZAM!
It feels good taking off those skinny jeans after a long day of trying to get them on.
I think you mean "It feels good cutting those skinny jeans off your legs."
My mom keeps trying to buy me skinny jeans. She doesn't get that I think they're too much of a hassle... Ugh!
Guys in skinny jeans <3
Lol. "Guys" in skinny jeans.
It feels great to take off that collar and leash after a long day of being a bitch, amirite?
It feels great to take off that anonymous tag after a long day of trolling people, amirite?
It feels great to take off to Pigfarts in your rocket ship after a long day of rolling around on the floor.
Best comment on this post.
It matches your profile picture!
Haha I love it so much! :D
It feels great to get out of the kitchen after a long day of being a woman......
No then?
walks away shamefully
It should say "It feels great to eat a sandwich after a long day of making them"
It feels great to take off those hipster nerd glasses after a long day of trying too hard to be interesting and complex.
It feels great to take off that Bump It after a long day of looking like Snookie, amirite?
It feels great to take off my Xbox headset after a long day of being 12.
It feels great taking off that wife-beater after a long day of being a hick.
It feels great to take off your pants after.. Fuck it, it just feels great to take off your pants.
It feels great to take off your pants after having se...wait, whuttt?
It feels great to be a C-C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me, what does it feel like to be a "C-C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!"?
It feels like i shouldn't have made that anonymous.
Carbon chain!
don't forget about the Ed hardy shirt
No this post says pricks, you're thinking douche bags. There's a difference.
I started laughing...and then I realized I was wearing an Ed Hardy shirt. IT WAS A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS I SWEAR.
It's okay, at least you realize the error of your ways :)
As long as you don't look like this:
It feels great to take of those 3D glasses with the lenses popped out after a long day of being a douche.
it feels great to take off your favourite pair of binoculars after a long, stressful day of stalking, amirite?
It feels great to take off that Snuggie after a long day of being an idiot.
It feels great to take off your patheticness after a long day of trying and failing to come up with something clever.
I usually don't wear clothes unless state law forces me.
It feels great to take off your shape-ups after a long day of trying to firm your gluteus maximus.
This reminds me of.... "Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis."
No one actually wears those shirts, they just parade around shirtless showing off their chiseled abs...
aahaha have you seen their catalogs?! too funny. they could've been selling teeny tiny underwear or sex slaves, but I sure as hell didn't see shirts.
Minorites: It feels great to see the sun again after a long day of working in the Hollister stock room, amirite?
It took me a minute to figure out you weren't saying "my-know-rights"
Whoops, I forgot the "i". My bad... I guess I was just too excited to write "amirite" at the end.
I just wanted to say that this reminds me of the hilarious Abercrombie & Fitch MADtv sketches.
It feels great to leave your pants off after having sexy times
with yourself...
I would have voted you down had you not said that just now.
The store should pay you for advertising their logo.
OMG THIS IS BY FAR MY FAVORITE AMIRITE. that is all
All.......
All what? All your favorite posts? All the words you had time to get out before they dragged you away to be tortured? All the pudding cups the butler purchased this week? All the time we have today, but be sure to tune in next time?
I really hope it's not the pudding cup one. I was just about to go get one.
It was indeed the pudding cup one :o
Damn it! Now I'll have to have ice cream for dessert
Nope, I ate that. But I think there's some cold liver in the fridge.
http://myfacewhen.com/2/
I have maybe 5-7 Hollister shirts, and only a few of them have the logo on them. I just bought them because they were cute, it doesn't mean I'm a prick or trying to fit in, considering I buy clothes from so many other places.
Fascinating. Tell us more.
That's right! * strikes with lightening
This post mostly applies to guys. Or at least I would assume so, as I've never heard any girl get called a prick
I like this POTD
whats wrong with people who wear hollister shirts?....
The Nazis wore Hollister shirts. The Soviets wore them. Kim Jong Ill wears them every day. Osama Bin Laden was killed in one. Hollister shirts
"The Nazis wore Hollister shirts."
Now, is it just me, or does "Hollister" sound dangerously close to "Holocaust"?
thanks for that info bro
They're pricks. Didn't you read the fucking post?
Well I dont think so.
Take off your hollister shirt and you'll change your mind.
im not wearing one, im wearing a Texas Longhorn one though I do have hollister shirts.
haha i agree, you cant just say someones a jerk for wearing a shirt from a certainn store. thats so ignorant my gosh
My twelve-o-meter is going off.
?? im 18.. but i used to shop there all the time. sorry you're close minded and judgmental..
By the way, saying "twelve-o-meter" just makes you sound like you're really young yourself. I can't think of anyone in their right mind over the age of 14 that would say a phrase like that.
I'm 15 and I say stuff like "my gaydar just went off!"
haha yea but thats actually funny =] the other one was lame. just sayin
I can't figure out if I'm insulted. Are you attempting to say all pricks wear Hollister or everyone that wears Hollister is a prick?
If all pricks wear Hollister then that means that everyone who wears Hollister is a prick.
You just asked the same question backwards.
logicfail. the nerd in me can't resist. haven't you heard that all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares? same principle.
No I haven't actually
Please, enlighten me
The definition of a rectangle is a quadrilateral with all equal angles. The definition of a square is a quadrilateral with all equal angles AND all equal sides. Therefore, a square is a rectangle, since it's equiangular, but a rectangle is not a square, since it's not equilateral.
Huh...interesting
Thanks for that, didn't know
No, just because all pricks wear Hollister, doesn't make everyone that wears Hollister a prick. See, if all pricks wear Hollister, then it's not insulting, because that means that wearing Hollister doesn't make you a prick, but if you are a prick, you're wearing Hollister. But if everyone that wears Hollister is a prick then that's just bluntly calling everyone a prick. There is a huge difference.
i guess this makes me a prick..
Wearing clothes from a clothing store doesn't make you a prick. That's like saying people that shop at walmart are poor. You can't just assume things like that. They like that kind of clothing.
I am dead broke and only shop at Walmart. How dare you assume I have money.
Uh, forget to click anon?
(whosays?x): Noo, he's saying he didn't come up with it himself.
(whosays?x): Perhaps he has multiple personalities?
(whosays?x): @1309364 (Batgirl_67): He's probably just saying it so nobody rages and he doesn't want to take credit for somebody else's thought.
(whosays?x): How do we know YOU aren't the same person as well?!
Can anyone see my comments? i can't see them from the mobile site on my phone.
A link 4 u: http://touch.amirite.net
Yes, we can see them, but the mobile site doesn't work so well. The touch site is much better.
My phone isn't smart; therefore, my phone cannot discern between good touch and bad touch.
So...what? It's not a touch screen? It still works better on phones that aren't touch screens.
But does the site still work on phones that aren't touch screens?
... is what I'd say if I was some grammar douche who cannot clarify an implied antecedent on his own. Which is why I said that.
The site does work on my phone more officiently than I'd expocted.
Really? It works on everything I've ever tried. It worked on my LG Rumor 2, LG Rumor Touch, Samsung Intercept, LG Optimus V (I've had WAY too many cell phones), and even my computer. Are you sure you're zoomed out/in all the way?
Maybe this is one of the few times a cell phone should just be a cell phone.
Maybe.
So how's the iPhone app working for you Anonymous?
I know. I figured since you seem to make every anonymous iPhone comment.
The touch site is inaccessible for me :/
How is it inaccessible?
When I click to go to the touch site, it says
"Not Found
The requested URL/setdefaultsite.php was not found on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an Error Document to handle the request"
then It says a bunch of numbers and letters...but that's only on my phone
The "switch to ____ site" on the touch and mobile sites don't actually work. They all bring up that error. If you actually switched to one of them on your computer you would be stuck there until you cleared your cookies.
Just take this link: http://touch.amirite.net
Or were you using the link I already posted? If so try the one at the bottom of the mobile site. </blonde moment>
I can't see that comment on my phone

On your phone just type in this address: touch.amirite.net
http://myfacewhen.com/183/
Does that mean it worked?
Are you on the wrong post?
No it's just a random fact I found and I thought I'd share it on the POTD.
I don't understand. Why is wearing Hollister tees associated with being a prick?
9/10 of pricks approve hollister shirts.
Maybe it's a TV ad? Haven't seen it I'm from the Philippines. Thanks.
No, I think what is trying to be accomplished is the understanding that people you would consider to be a prick most likely enjoy wearing Hollister.
Thank you. But why?
This is amirite. It is simply for the amusement of people like me.
You stole that from me! http://amirite.net/623297
"That post couldn't be found :("
Fuck, it's word for word!
I don't remember putting this as anonymous...
I know this guy who usually only wears Hollister and Aeropostale. He doesn't talk much, but when he does he's nice and very polite.
hahahahaha i started laughing out loud when i saw this... what douchebags
Someone's jelly
And Miley Cyrus is a great singer...
And the Holocaust was a good thing...
Too obvious?
And I don't cry whenever I orgasm...
And I don't like to C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
So funny.
I totally agree. However anyone who DOESN'T wear hollister shirts is definitely a prick.
generally this stereotype is reserved for people who wear A&F lol..
A&F guys don't count. they hardly ever wear the shirts.
A&F sells shirts?
Same shit.
This post doesn't apply to A&F guys because they don't wear shirts.
Wanna reword that again?
Care to word that differently?
Oh the irony.
I know, that's how much the clothes suck, even the employees won't wear them.
this post isn't about the models its about the people who actually buy and wear their shit...
It feels great to take off that fake smile off your face after a long day being a liar and telling your cancerous son that everything is gonna be okay. But the truth is he'll die in a matter of weeks... SHAZAM!
The hell kind of adjective is cancerous?
A legitemate one...
The hell kind of adjective is "legitemate"?
Haven't you heard, it's pronounced "Lee-jayt-mate"
I can't find any evidence that cancerous is a word it usually leads me to definitions of the horoscope cancer
http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu...wn?s=cancerous
Oh ok.