+387 When you forget your phone at home, you feel slightly vulnerable without it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Oh my god what if my dad dies while I'm grocery shopping? Holy shit what if the house blows up while I'm gone? WHAT IF SOMEONE COMMENTS ON MY FACEBOOK STATUS????? I WON'T KNOW UNTIL I GET BAC HOME IN TEN MINUTES!!!!!!! I'M DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha! I'm like, what if I get mugged, and I have no money to call my parents to pick me up!!! What if a murderer is chasing me? How will I call 911?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago