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Cheesy pick-up lines are the cutest way to ask a girl out. amirite?

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

CPFC_Peavlers avatar CPFC_Peavler Yeah You Are +52Reply

furiously writes down notes

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +41Reply

guy: there are 21 letters in the alphabet
girl: NO!
guy: sorry i was forgetting U R A Q T

Would the answer to this question be the same as if I asked you out?

Madison_s avatar Madison_ Yeah You Are +28Reply

My favourite: "Do you like water? Then you already like 60% of me!"

Anonymous +23Reply

My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.

are you eating lucky charms? you look magically delicious...

names avatar name Yeah You Are +14Reply

Guy: Do your feet hurt?
Girl: No.
Guy: Really? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

That has got to be one of the cheesiest.

_Jojo_s avatar _Jojo_ Yeah You Are +9Reply

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

@nerdfighter Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my virginity. Can I borrow yours?

Kashus avatar Kashu Yeah You Are +4Reply

My cock died, can I bury it in your ass? - Some comedian.

CPFC_Peavlers avatar CPFC_Peavler Yeah You Are +3Reply

Baby, you look like a trafic ticket, you've got $200 bucks written all over you.

CPFC_Peavlers avatar CPFC_Peavler Yeah You Are +3Reply

Excuse me? Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes

LexLuvs2Writes avatar LexLuvs2Write Yeah You Are +3Reply

I only talk to girls who's hair is as amazing as mine.

Is there a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd like to tap that ass.

At first i was leaning towards no way, but after reading some of these comments, i have changed my mind. They are just too cute! And sometimes disturbing (zubat). Just don't tell me anything about tennessee and how i'm the only ten you see haha.

lilypops avatar lilypop Yeah You Are +1Reply

I thought it was fine?

@Naggs I thought it was fine?

That's for the ones who don't look like whores.

CPFC_Peavlers avatar CPFC_Peavler Yeah You Are +1Reply

Can you believe I got turned down on this one?---"Hey baby, you wanna go get some lemmonaaaade?"

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