Cheesy pick-up lines are the cutest way to ask a girl out. amirite?

My favourite: "Do you like water? Then you already like 60% of me!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Would the answer to this question be the same as if I asked you out?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

guy: there are 21 letters in the alphabet girl: NO! guy: sorry i was forgetting U R A Q T

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are you eating lucky charms? you look magically delicious...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My cock died, can I bury it in your ass? - Some comedian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guy: Do your feet hurt? Girl: No. Guy: Really? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day. That has got to be one of the cheesiest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My version is "you've been running through my dreams all night." That has got to be one of the creepiest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You've been running through my mind all night... screaming.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You've been running through my mind all night... screaming.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You've been running through my mind all night... screaming.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*furiously writes down notes*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can you believe I got turned down on this one?---"Hey baby, you wanna go get some lemmonaaaade?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you retarded?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Baby, you look like a trafic ticket, you've got $200 bucks written all over you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it was fine?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's for the ones who don't look like whores.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is there a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd like to tap that ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Excuse me? Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my virginity. Can I borrow yours?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first i was leaning towards no way, but after reading some of these comments, i have changed my mind. They are just too cute! And sometimes disturbing (zubat). Just don't tell me anything about tennessee and how i'm the only ten you see haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I only talk to girls who's hair is as amazing as mine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago