Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
furiously writes down notes
guy: there are 21 letters in the alphabet girl: NO! guy: sorry i was forgetting U R A Q T
Would the answer to this question be the same as if I asked you out?
My favourite: "Do you like water? Then you already like 60% of me!"
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
are you eating lucky charms? you look magically delicious...
Guy: Do your feet hurt? Girl: No. Guy: Really? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
That has got to be one of the cheesiest.
My version is "you've been running through my dreams all night." That has got to be one of the creepiest.
You've been running through my mind all night... screaming.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my virginity. Can I borrow yours?
My cock died, can I bury it in your ass? - Some comedian.
Baby, you look like a trafic ticket, you've got $200 bucks written all over you.
Excuse me? Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes
I only talk to girls who's hair is as amazing as mine.
Is there a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd like to tap that ass.
At first i was leaning towards no way, but after reading some of these comments, i have changed my mind. They are just too cute! And sometimes disturbing (zubat). Just don't tell me anything about tennessee and how i'm the only ten you see haha.
I thought it was fine?
That's for the ones who don't look like whores.
Can you believe I got turned down on this one?---"Hey baby, you wanna go get some lemmonaaaade?"
Are you retarded?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
furiously writes down notes
guy: there are 21 letters in the alphabet
girl: NO!
guy: sorry i was forgetting U R A Q T
Would the answer to this question be the same as if I asked you out?
My favourite: "Do you like water? Then you already like 60% of me!"
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
are you eating lucky charms? you look magically delicious...
Guy: Do your feet hurt?
Girl: No.
Guy: Really? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
That has got to be one of the cheesiest.
My version is "you've been running through my dreams all night." That has got to be one of the creepiest.
You've been running through my mind all night... screaming.
You've been running through my mind all night... screaming.
You've been running through my mind all night... screaming.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my virginity. Can I borrow yours?
My cock died, can I bury it in your ass? - Some comedian.
Baby, you look like a trafic ticket, you've got $200 bucks written all over you.
Excuse me? Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes
I only talk to girls who's hair is as amazing as mine.
Is there a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd like to tap that ass.
At first i was leaning towards no way, but after reading some of these comments, i have changed my mind. They are just too cute! And sometimes disturbing (zubat). Just don't tell me anything about tennessee and how i'm the only ten you see haha.
I thought it was fine?
That's for the ones who don't look like whores.
Can you believe I got turned down on this one?---"Hey baby, you wanna go get some lemmonaaaade?"
Are you retarded?