The world is a dirty place, but it takes dirt for a flower to grow, amirite?

So why do we put them in vases?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's beside the point. Where do you get the seeds? I would assume from a plant in the groud.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ground*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

growned* ..is how you would spell it if you were stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Groudon

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Crouton*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So if you soil yourself you'll grow flowers? Cool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not sure about flowers, but there are some lovely fungi that could potentially grow there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget the always lovely bacteria

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, it takes soil.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's not forget water and sunlight. But yeah, soil. That's sorta important, I guess.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea, but "the world is a soily place" doesn't sound as nice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It sounds like the start of a terrible poem. Then again, so does this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These analogies are shit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shit makes good fertilizer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reckon my plants would grow better if I just did my business outside?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*the shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

On your face

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOUR FACE GODDAMMIT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is beautiful man

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This man is beautiful

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The world is a dirty place, but dirt keeps the maids and janitors in business

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So this means it takes rape for a baby to be made?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A dirty place with dirty women. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that grow flowers?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well in that case, I don't think I want to be apart of this post (goodbye)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Tear* *vomits*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh shut up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh brilliant we're back to these cheesy analogies. Lovely.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Life is like cheese. The longer you wait, the more you can enjoy it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*sex

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Life is like cheese. The longer you wait, the more you can sex it"... You sick bastard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't tell if you're serious or not. I don't think you are...but I'll make myself look like an idiot anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm serious 3% of the time

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good to know. I just love old cheese.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't see the anon's comment at first and I thought to myself "What a douchey and random comment."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Life is like cheese. Lots of people think it's good, but really it sucks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cute. Did you take this from a Hallmark card?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's not turn into SBS or GMH or something <_>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Autotune sucks, but you need it to make a good singer. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trolling on the POTD? That's a lot of balls for a Justin Bieber fan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post reminded me of WALL-E.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stupid inspirational posts as POTD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What...this gives me absolutely nothing to work with....I CAN'T COME UP WITH SOMETHING WITTY.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's okay. It's understandable. It's hard to make gold out of poo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"All that glitters is gold..." Eat sparkly things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure there must be some clever meaning in that comment, but I can't...seem...to find it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well that makes me sad ): Eat sparkly things = sparkly/glittery excrement. 'All that glitters is gold': glittery poop = gold. I hope you understand now. Otherwise my joke was just bad D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure eating glitter won't make your poop light up with a glittering passion. Of course, I've never tried such a thing, so anything is possible I guess. Oh look at that! I just slaughtered your joke! My apologies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well geez. You could have just let the simple, unresearched and slightly illogical joke stand there, you know ):

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah but that would have been fun and polite of me. Can't have that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But isn't the saying "All that glitters is not gold"? Or is there some esoteric, unbelievably witty undertone to this that totally went over my head?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was quoting the song "All Star."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's how I feel about most posts, but I make comments anyways. They just aren't very good. *Has pity party alone in the dark*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But this is the POTD. I sit around just thinking about when 6pm will roll around. I have no life. And I am disapoint.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Too bad they also need sunlight and oxygen and water.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good thing we have that too!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The world is a dirty place... But that makes a good tagline for a porn movie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and marajuana, weed, and shrooms.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe you should try again tomorrow...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sigh. Im hopeless. Pray for me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/609921/1366459

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ya, thats why i deleted my comment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't delete your comments! That's such a wussy thing to do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I deleted the first one cuz you were okay with it and i deleted the second one cuz i said it without actually checking the comments for your name

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because I was okay with it? What are you babbling on about now?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you suggested i delete it. I normally wouldnt delete a comment i made because then the people who replied to it would look stupid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First of all, I don't know what you're talking about. Second, all the replies get deleted too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They didnt use to, though. Its a new feature

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well it does now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Remember im like what should i do and youre like you could delete it and say something else witty and so i did

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't recall.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Either u have memory loss or youre trolling. It was YOU DONT LIEEEEE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't troll. Trolling is for black people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/607394

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We also need sunlight, but due to global Warming and Green House gases not letting direct sunlight through, I think we will be screwed. But, the good news is with the Glaciers melting we will have more fresh water then we need.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But you never really go to a garden or something and say, "Damn, this place sure is dirty."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Think of it as fertilizer. Sure, it feels like crap now, but it'll help you grow!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dirt, dirt everywhere but not a grain to eat...yet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f258/stargate_sg1sg1/Gifs/?action=view&current=0000kac0.gif&sort=ascending

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know what relevancy that had, but... I liked it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good post, but POTD material . . . ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Am I the only one who likes these cheesy and cliche analogies? I think they're cute. ;(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL GO AWAY you silly goose.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HOLLA!

by Anonymous 13 years ago