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The new Karate Kid is basically just Jaden Smith's re-creation of his dad's old show. He was chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got it one little fight and his mom got scared, she said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.", amirite?
And his sister Willow, well, that's a fascinating story, all about how, her bangs got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell how Willow whipped her hair. In Hollywood, born and raised, in a mansion where she spend most of her days. Chilling, maxing, relaxing all cool, and yelling at servants outside of the pool. When a couple of bangs, as nasty as Legion, started making up trouble in her facial region. She made one little flip, and yelled out to the north "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"
This one doesn't work as well.
At least it was original?
You don't work as well
WIN!
I hate it when people say this on posts trying to get thumbs up.
Who said I was trying to get thumbs up?
Who knows maybe the two people are the same person...arguing with myself :P
gasp How'd you find out?
Because, idiot, they're not stupid - UNLIKE YOU!
Dang, is it really? My friend told it to me and I was so badly hoping she'd come up with it herself D:
True. I thought it was pretty great, so now everyone can get a good chuckle :]
Who knows, maybe your friend is the one who put it on sickipedia.
hey, it's possible.
My sister found it on Reddit a few months ago.
That is pretty clever
For some reason, I had to sing this in my head.
EVERYBODY sang this in their head
Deaf people probably didn't sing this in their head.
I forgot about that. If you are deaf, vote this comment down.
This is offensive to people who can hear.
That is offensive to people who can't see.
So is yours!!
That may be the case, but your username is the most offensive thing in this entire post.
(now's the part where you ask why, and I explain that it is offensive to hungry people because the first two letters used are "pb" and it reminds them about pb&j sandwiches)
I'm allergic to peanut butter, and I'm very, very offended!
You smoking in your picture is offensive.
If thumbnails can be offensive, than mine is probably one of the worst. I mean I've basically trapped Kyle in a square box.
If were talking about offensive thumbnails, i'm pretty sure Mine goes under the category of "bestiality"
The idea of karate mid encourages young children to spend time alone with janitors in the basement.
I find this to be rather witty
This should be POTD. Can someone make this POTD?!
sorry, no one can make this POTD. Not even Anthony. The POTD chooses itself
The POTD chooses Anthony, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from Anthony. After all, the creator of MLIA did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great.
Yeah, I had a really hard time bending that quote to fit. Suggestions for how to improve it?
The wording chooses the author, Mr. Guinea Pig. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, Stephenie Meyer did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great.
Combo breaking chooses me, Lonely Jew. Fuck this shit.
Well....except Chuck Norris, he can choose POTD...
Well I guess we can all thank Chuck Norris then...
No, we can thank the POTD. What did I just freaking say?
inb4 "That rhymed! Derp :P"
I was confused for a second because when someone types POTD, I say in my mind: "pee oh tee dee". Sometimes it even says "pawtd"
"That doesn't rhyme!" I thought momentarily. Silly me.
ooh la la!
Not even I can choose the POTD.
How can you choose the POTD? You're nobody.
That was supposed to be under God's account but the mobile app made it go anon for some reason.
delete the comment, re-write it, get loves.
I can't. For some reason it made it completely anon, as if I hadn't even logged in.
Kinda like how for some reason when I made this post, it had me logged in as Chapstick. True story.
It happened yesterday too.
It's happening with a lot of people
Well I won't complain. At least I know its not just me
now ive got the theme song stuck in my head.... but im not complaining :]
I have a brain stuck in my head... but I'm not complaining :]
inb4 someone makes a sarcastic remark saying I don't have a brain.
You do have a brain, it's just small.
Well, until I get my microscope, you don't have a brain.
Why would a good joke fit here?
AFROTHESBIPHILIA: Arousal Contingent Upon Accidentally Mistaking One Black Actor For Another And Subsequently Being Thought Of As A Racist.
THERONORMOCALIFAR: Thinking A String Of Capitalized Letters Are An Acronym When They Really Are Not
PIKACHU: People Imagining Killing Anthony Could Have ("u" word)
PIKACHU: PowerSerg Is Kicking Adorable Cats Helplessly Unprotected.
How... how could you?
Good think I'm protected; I have a sword. COME AT ME, POWERSERG!
KITTY NINJA: Karate Idiot Teaches Toddlers Y Nippy Intern's Nuts Jump Already.
Yeah, I cheated a little. So what?
KITTYNINJA: Kickass Idol To Tabbies Y Nyaners In Nocturnal Jewish Associations.
Basically, cats, including Jewish ones that sleep during the day and wake at night, look up to me. And my "Y" isn't cheating, it's "and" in Spanish.
POWERSERG: Purple Outraged Wisconsiner- wait, what was this post about?
I... Have no idea. Anywhore, POWERSERG: Popsicle Owner Who Enjoys Rainbows, Skittles, Even Raping Giraffes.
How did you know I enjoy all three of those things? :O
I'm a stalker. In fact, I am currently looking in your window. Cool shirt.
Are you looking in the right window? This is just a plain gray shirt...oh you mean the shirt on the floor that's covered in seme-juice?
It's a beautiful gray shirt. It looks lovely on you.
United?
Unified?
Untied their shoelaces?
Upturned the honey jar?
Undermined the plot?
Underwear?
Underwater?
Underage?
Unrelated?
Unfriended?
Unununium?
I'm not saying you were wrong, I'm saying that I thought it was an acronym, got really confused for a second, then realized my mistake. It was more a rag on myself than a comment about you.
This made my night.:)
Your mom made my night
your
made my life
Real cool. ._.
:)
Velociraptor seems to be in really a bad mood.
HOLY HELL THIS IS AMAZING.
Clever (:
I like Chapstick's metaphysically intuitive nature.
Hate to interupt the conversation going on, but I just wanted to congratulate the OP for a really excellent post, even if it isn't original :) Congratulations on making post of the day! :)
Why thank you. No apparently it is NOT original, but whatevs. New to amirite counts.
This is amazing. You sir, (or ma'am) have one clever brain.
She stole this post from somewhere, it wasn't her idea.
You're rude.
What am I rude for? Stating the truth?
No, for being so harsh about it! I didn't "steal" it. I thought it was funny so I posted it. Plus it's never been posted here, so it's not a repost. Chill dude!
Okay, but it wasn't your original idea, so I was just correcting the guy who complimented you for coming up with it. Fair?
Alrighty.
Am I the only one who liked the remake better than the original?
Hell no. Ralph Macchio was so hot. Oh and the movie was good too.
That's not how it goes, it's " and you're going to stay with you're cousins in the belair
No.. it's actually "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel air".. next time you "correct" someone, atleast make your correction... correct.
Correct.
That's right.
.....woowww.
1) it's uncle and auntie
2) you corrected someone
3) you're a moron for thinking the OP needed to be corrected in the first place
(J_A_C_K):no, it's auntie and uncle...