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And his sister Willow, well, that's a fascinating story, all about how, her bangs got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell how Willow whipped her hair. In Hollywood, born and raised, in a mansion where she spend most of her days. Chilling, maxing, relaxing all cool, and yelling at servants outside of the pool. When a couple of bangs, as nasty as Legion, started making up trouble in her facial region. She made one little flip, and yelled out to the north "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"

WIN!

Anonymous +74Reply
@WIN!

I hate it when people say this on posts trying to get thumbs up.

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Anonymous +51Reply
@Who said I was trying to get thumbs up?

Who knows maybe the two people are the same person...arguing with myself :P

@gasp How'd you find out?

Because, idiot, they're not stupid - UNLIKE YOU!

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This is from Sickipedia. http://www.sickipedia.org/getjo...milar/226653/2
Still funny though!

Whackas avatar Whacka No Way +20Reply
@Whacka This is from Sickipedia. http://www.sickipedia.org/getjo...milar/226653/2 Still funny though!

Dang, is it really? My friend told it to me and I was so badly hoping she'd come up with it herself D:

Chapsticks avatar Chapstick Yeah You Are +17Reply

That is pretty clever

LyssCrisxoxos avatar LyssCrisxoxo Yeah You Are +12Reply

For some reason, I had to sing this in my head.

Anonymous +12Reply
@For some reason, I had to sing this in my head.

EVERYBODY sang this in their head

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +61Reply
@Serg EVERYBODY sang this in their head

Deaf people probably didn't sing this in their head.

@lonely_jew Deaf people probably didn't sing this in their head.

I forgot about that. If you are deaf, vote this comment down.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +1Reply
@pb55020 This is offensive to people who can hear.

That is offensive to people who can't see.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +7Reply
@pb55020 So is yours!!

That may be the case, but your username is the most offensive thing in this entire post.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Serg That may be the case, but your username is the most offensive thing in this entire post.

(now's the part where you ask why, and I explain that it is offensive to hungry people because the first two letters used are "pb" and it reminds them about pb&j sandwiches)

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +12Reply
@pb55020 You smoking in your picture is offensive.

If thumbnails can be offensive, than mine is probably one of the worst. I mean I've basically trapped Kyle in a square box.

@lonely_jew If thumbnails can be offensive, than mine is probably one of the worst. I mean I've basically trapped Kyle in a...

If were talking about offensive thumbnails, i'm pretty sure Mine goes under the category of "bestiality"

The idea of karate mid encourages young children to spend time alone with janitors in the basement.

I find this to be rather witty

This should be POTD. Can someone make this POTD?!

@wannabewizardmuggle This should be POTD. Can someone make this POTD?!

sorry, no one can make this POTD. Not even Anthony. The POTD chooses itself

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +46Reply
@Serg sorry, no one can make this POTD. Not even Anthony. The POTD chooses itself

The POTD chooses Anthony, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from Anthony. After all, the creator of MLIA did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great.

Yeah, I had a really hard time bending that quote to fit. Suggestions for how to improve it?

@FlyingGuineaPig The POTD chooses Anthony, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great...

The wording chooses the author, Mr. Guinea Pig. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, Stephenie Meyer did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great.

@lonely_jew Well I guess we can all thank Chuck Norris then...

No, we can thank the POTD. What did I just freaking say?

inb4 "That rhymed! Derp :P"

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Serg No, we can thank the POTD. What did I just freaking say? inb4 "That rhymed! Derp :P"

I was confused for a second because when someone types POTD, I say in my mind: "pee oh tee dee". Sometimes it even says "pawtd"

"That doesn't rhyme!" I thought momentarily. Silly me.

@Not even I can choose the POTD.

How can you choose the POTD? You're nobody.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Serg How can you choose the POTD? You're nobody.

That was supposed to be under God's account but the mobile app made it go anon for some reason.

@Serg delete the comment, re-write it, get loves.

I can't. For some reason it made it completely anon, as if I hadn't even logged in.

@God_the_Almighty I can't. For some reason it made it completely anon, as if I hadn't even logged in.

Kinda like how for some reason when I made this post, it had me logged in as Chapstick. True story.

wary smilie

@Serg

It happened yesterday too.

@God_the_Almighty It happened yesterday too.

It's happening with a lot of people wary smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Serg It's happening with a lot of people

Well I won't complain. At least I know its not just me

now ive got the theme song stuck in my head.... but im not complaining :]

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are +6Reply
@DandyLion I have a brain stuck in my head... but I'm not complaining :]

inb4 someone makes a sarcastic remark saying I don't have a brain.

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@1375696

Well, until I get my microscope, you don't have a brain.

@1375696

Why would a good joke fit here?

AFROTHESBIPHILIA: Arousal Contingent Upon Accidentally Mistaking One Black Actor For Another And Subsequently Being Thought Of As A Racist.

@Serg PIKACHU: People Imagining Killing Anthony Could Have ("u" word)

PIKACHU: PowerSerg Is Kicking Adorable Cats Helplessly Unprotected.

How... how could you?

@adiosToreador Good think I'm protected; I have a sword. COME AT ME, POWERSERG!

KITTY NINJA: Karate Idiot Teaches Toddlers Y Nippy Intern's Nuts Jump Already.

Yeah, I cheated a little. So what?

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Serg KITTY NINJA: Karate Idiot Teaches Toddlers Y Nippy Intern's Nuts Jump Already. Yeah, I cheated a little. So what?

KITTYNINJA: Kickass Idol To Tabbies Y Nyaners In Nocturnal Jewish Associations.

Basically, cats, including Jewish ones that sleep during the day and wake at night, look up to me. And my "Y" isn't cheating, it's "and" in Spanish.

adiosToreadors avatar adiosToreador Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Serg POWERSERG: Purple Outraged Wisconsiner- wait, what was this post about?

I... Have no idea. Anywhore, POWERSERG: Popsicle Owner Who Enjoys Rainbows, Skittles, Even Raping Giraffes.

adiosToreadors avatar adiosToreador Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Serg How did you know I enjoy all three of those things? :O

I'm a stalker. In fact, I am currently looking in your window. Cool shirt.

adiosToreadors avatar adiosToreador Yeah You Are 0Reply
@adiosToreador I'm a stalker. In fact, I am currently looking in your window. Cool shirt.

Are you looking in the right window? This is just a plain gray shirt...oh you mean the shirt on the floor that's covered in seme-juice?

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@Serg PIKACHU: People Imagining Killing Anthony Could Have ("u" word)

United?
Unified?
Untied their shoelaces?
Upturned the honey jar?
Undermined the plot?
Underwear?
Underwater?
Underage?
Unrelated?
Unfriended?
Unununium?

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@1375153

I'm not saying you were wrong, I'm saying that I thought it was an acronym, got really confused for a second, then realized my mistake. It was more a rag on myself than a comment about you.

This made my night.:)

Kaylalowes avatar Kaylalowe Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Kaylalowe This made my night.:)

Your mom made my night hello smilie

Anonymous +37Reply
@Your mom made my night

your hello smilie made my life

coolstorys avatar coolstory Yeah You Are +12Reply
@Your mom made my night

Real cool. ._.
:)

Kaylalowes avatar Kaylalowe Yeah You Are -3Reply

Velociraptor seems to be in really a bad mood.

Anonymous +4Reply

HOLY HELL THIS IS AMAZING.

jitterbug_145s avatar jitterbug_145 Yeah You Are +2Reply

Clever (:

I like Chapstick's metaphysically intuitive nature.

UndeadBoss24s avatar UndeadBoss24 Yeah You Are 0Reply

Hate to interupt the conversation going on, but I just wanted to congratulate the OP for a really excellent post, even if it isn't original :) Congratulations on making post of the day! :)

This is amazing. You sir, (or ma'am) have one clever brain.

@BeautifulNightmare This is amazing. You sir, (or ma'am) have one clever brain.

She stole this post from somewhere, it wasn't her idea.

Anonymous -8Reply
@Chapstick You're rude.

What am I rude for? Stating the truth?

Anonymous -1Reply
@What am I rude for? Stating the truth?

No, for being so harsh about it! I didn't "steal" it. I thought it was funny so I posted it. Plus it's never been posted here, so it's not a repost. Chill dude!

Chapsticks avatar Chapstick Yeah You Are +5Reply

Am I the only one who liked the remake better than the original?

Roys avatar Roy Yeah You Are -10Reply
@Roy Am I the only one who liked the remake better than the original?

Hell no. Ralph Macchio was so hot. Oh and the movie was good too.

Chapsticks avatar Chapstick Yeah You Are +6Reply

That's not how it goes, it's " and you're going to stay with you're cousins in the belair

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