+2,630 The new Karate Kid is basically just Jaden Smith's re-creation of his dad's old show. He was chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got it one little fight and his mom got scared, she said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not how it goes, it's " and you're going to stay with you're cousins in the belair

by Anonymous 13 years ago

.....woowww.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No.. it's actually "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel air".. next time you "correct" someone, atleast make your correction... correct.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1) it's uncle and auntie 2) you corrected someone 3) you're a moron for thinking the OP needed to be corrected in the first place

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(J_A_C_K):no, it's auntie and uncle...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loay9yuTNV1qctauj.gif

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is pretty clever

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This should be POTD. Can someone make this POTD?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry, no one can make this POTD. Not even Anthony. The POTD chooses itself

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ooh la la!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well....except Chuck Norris, he can choose POTD...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I guess we can all thank Chuck Norris then...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, we can thank the POTD. What did I just freaking say? inb4 "That rhymed! Derp :P"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was confused for a second because when someone types POTD, I say in my mind: "pee oh tee dee". Sometimes it even says "pawtd" "That doesn't rhyme!" I thought momentarily. Silly me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The POTD chooses Anthony, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from Anthony. After all, the creator of MLIA did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great. Yeah, I had a really hard time bending that quote to fit. Suggestions for how to improve it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The wording chooses the author, Mr. Guinea Pig. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, Stephenie Meyer did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Combo breaking chooses me, Lonely Jew. Fuck this shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not even I can choose the POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How can you choose the POTD? You're nobody.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was supposed to be under God's account but the mobile app made it go anon for some reason.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

delete the comment, re-write it, get loves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't. For some reason it made it completely anon, as if I hadn't even logged in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It happened yesterday too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's happening with a lot of people wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I won't complain. At least I know its not just me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kinda like how for some reason when I made this post, it had me logged in as Chapstick. True story. wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made my night.:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mom made my night hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your hello made my life

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Real cool. ._. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For some reason, I had to sing this in my head.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

EVERYBODY sang this in their head

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Deaf people probably didn't sing this in their head.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I forgot about that. If you are deaf, vote this comment down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is offensive to people who can hear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is offensive to people who can't see.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So is yours!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That may be the case, but your username is the most offensive thing in this entire post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(now's the part where you ask why, and I explain that it is offensive to hungry people because the first two letters used are "pb" and it reminds them about pb&j sandwiches)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm allergic to peanut butter, and I'm very, very offended!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You smoking in your picture is offensive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If thumbnails can be offensive, than mine is probably one of the worst. I mean I've basically trapped Kyle in a square box.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If were talking about offensive thumbnails, i'm pretty sure Mine goes under the category of "bestiality"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I find this to be rather witty

by Anonymous 13 years ago

now ive got the theme song stuck in my head.... but im not complaining :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a brain stuck in my head... but I'm not complaining :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 someone makes a sarcastic remark saying I don't have a brain.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You do have a brain, it's just small.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AFROTHESBIPHILIA: Arousal Contingent Upon Accidentally Mistaking One Black Actor For Another And Subsequently Being Thought Of As A Racist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THERONORMOCALIFAR: Thinking A String Of Capitalized Letters Are An Acronym When They Really Are Not

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PIKACHU: People Imagining Killing Anthony Could Have ("u" word)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

United? Unified? Untied their shoelaces? Upturned the honey jar? Undermined the plot? Underwear? Underwater? Underage? Unrelated? Unfriended? Unununium?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PIKACHU: PowerSerg Is Kicking Adorable Cats Helplessly Unprotected. How... how could you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good think I'm protected; I have a sword. COME AT ME, POWERSERG!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

KITTY NINJA: Karate Idiot Teaches Toddlers Y Nippy Intern's Nuts Jump Already. Yeah, I cheated a little. So what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

KITTYNINJA: Kickass Idol To Tabbies Y Nyaners In Nocturnal Jewish Associations. Basically, cats, including Jewish ones that sleep during the day and wake at night, look up to me. And my "Y" isn't cheating, it's "and" in Spanish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POWERSERG: Purple Outraged Wisconsiner- wait, what was this post about?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I... Have no idea. Anywhore, POWERSERG: Popsicle Owner Who Enjoys Rainbows, Skittles, Even Raping Giraffes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How did you know I enjoy all three of those things? :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a stalker. In fact, I am currently looking in your window. Cool shirt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you looking in the right window? This is just a plain gray shirt...oh you mean the shirt on the floor that's covered in seme-juice?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a beautiful gray shirt. It looks lovely on you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Am I the only one who liked the remake better than the original?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hell no. Ralph Macchio was so hot. Oh and the movie was good too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And his sister Willow, well, that's a fascinating story, all about how, her bangs got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell how Willow whipped her hair. In Hollywood, born and raised, in a mansion where she spend most of her days. Chilling, maxing, relaxing all cool, and yelling at servants outside of the pool. When a couple of bangs, as nasty as Legion, started making up trouble in her facial region. She made one little flip, and yelled out to the north "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This one doesn't work as well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least it was original?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't work as well

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HOLY HELL THIS IS AMAZING.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hate to interupt the conversation going on, but I just wanted to congratulate the OP for a really excellent post, even if it isn't original :) Congratulations on making post of the day! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why thank you. No apparently it is NOT original, but whatevs. New to amirite counts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Velociraptor seems to be in really a bad mood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clever (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is amazing. You sir, (or ma'am) have one clever brain.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She stole this post from somewhere, it wasn't her idea.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're rude.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What am I rude for? Stating the truth?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, for being so harsh about it! I didn't "steal" it. I thought it was funny so I posted it. Plus it's never been posted here, so it's not a repost. Chill dude!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, but it wasn't your original idea, so I was just correcting the guy who complimented you for coming up with it. Fair?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alrighty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The idea of karate mid encourages young children to spend time alone with janitors in the basement.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like Chapstick's metaphysically intuitive nature.

by Anonymous 13 years ago