Girls: It's annoying when you're too bootylicious for your dress and it becomes way shorter in the back then in the front, amirite?

+300 Girls: It's annoying when you're too bootylicious for your dress and it becomes way shorter in the back then in the front, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That happened to me all the time with my school uniform. Teachers would accuse me of rolling my skirt, and I always wanted to reply,"It's not my fault I have an ass!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why is this only directed at girls? Can men not feel bootylicious?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate it when the back pants legs of my jeans are so much higher just because of my rockin rear

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought this was a weird post, went down stairs, then saw my mom was "bootylicious" puke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This happens to me ALL THE TIME and I don't even get the benefit of being bootylicious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Please tell me I was not the only one who started singing "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child after reading this post

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YYA'd for the use of the term "bootylicious."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*than

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guys: It's awesome when a girl is so bootylicious that the back of her dress is shorter than the front. "Daaamn! *Name* got a fatty!!" Especially when it's your sexy-ass guidance councelor, and she has the biggest ass you've ever seen, and she wears nothing but spandex under her dress. I'm lookin' at you, Mercado.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not even bootylicious but this happens to me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't understand why designers cant make it a little longer in the back anyway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago