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It always gets awkward when someone spills mayo on their pants, amirite?

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I just ate a grape, and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

This happened to my friend at lunch once. Good times.

@Anchored17 This happened to my friend at lunch once. Good times.

Oh... that must have been a weird day for your friend.

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...or when you and a bunch of your friends are in the basement eating pizza, and garlic sauce spills on the floor. And then your parents come to clean up.
Shit gets awkward.

Someone at my school thought it would be fun to stomp on a packet of mayo. It exploded, making splotches on my jacket. I was stunned at seeing white globs fly through the air at me.

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