+252 You know a lifeguard at an outdoor pool hasn't been given many hours when they're pale as snow, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or possibly they're just one of those people that can't get a tan no matter how long they stay in the sun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's exactly how I am. And no one ever believes that I literally cannot get tan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago