Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!
Bleep bloop. Achievement unlocked: Flawlessly make a double prediction. 50 gamerscore.
probably one of my favorite comments of all time. Just saying. rvb<3
I feel like Anthony finds all the posts that have a POTD prediction and makes them that. He's like the fairy godmother of amiriters.
(Your+name+(optional)): Actually before someone even said that ArtisticBroccoli posted on his page saying this should be POTD..
it's almost to 30 and the post is still on the first homepage .
No, actually, it's because you are what you eat.
Then I must be an M&M. No wonder I've been tasting quite well lately...
I know this is a joke but the testicles produce testosterone, which gives a guy his 'manliness'. So this expression is an acceptable way of saying 'man up'
Well it only hurts because you need to protect your baby maker. If guys weren't distraught from getting their balls kicked, I don't think our species would have survived long haha
Every super hero and villain has a weakness. Now if only we could find a woman's weak spot.... is it, chocolate???
Nuts or no nuts?
I don't know why, but that made me laugh so hard my Cherry Limeade came out my nose. Just thought you ought to know..
It was funnier the second time.
Girls: Post like these make you happy that you have a vagina, especially after reading a bajillion posts about how guys don't bleed through their penis monthly, amirite?
Well that's the thing. Girls get periods, guys get incapacitated when hit in the balls. No one should be complaining, because both our lives suck.
You can't hide from the truth! Or play peekaboo with the truth!
Haha! I don't have to pee out a baby!
I wish I could pee out a baby. That'd be frickin' awesome. A baby born as a puddle that later composed itself into a solid, sentient being... Who wouldn't want to be part of such an amazing process?
Plus, I bet it'd hurt less, too.
This is almost as weird as that time when I said it was weird being in the room I birthed myself in. Almost, but not quite.
Girls don't pee out a baby either. Obviously no one explained this to you so I feel obligated too. Pee comes out of the Urethra (above the vagina and completely separate from the women's reproductive system), while babies come out of the vagina. Two different places with NOTHING in common.
They actually do have one thing in common. It sucks to have a watermelon-sized thing come out of both, which GUYS WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE!
What watermelon-sized thing comes out of the urethra.
A baby comes out of the vagina, not the urethra.
Except they're both a tube. And come out into the vulva. BITCH, you just got served.
(Your+name+(optional)): Even though it comes out into the vulva it is still two different tubes.
Anonymous said that the urethra and vagina have nothing in common. Obviously they do, since they are both TUBES and lead to the VULVA. Those are similarities, so therefore his statement is false.
(Your+name+(optional)): DEBATE about women's ANATOMY with randomly capitalized WORDS.
Could you imagine a debate ABOUT "Grey's Anatomy" being on amirite?
Kick me in the balls, my first target is your throat. No matter what.
Pretty sure you'll go down if someone pounded your balls, bro. If you don't then those aren't balls
Not if you have BALLS OF STEEL. But even then, ouch.
(Your+name+(optional)): In that case then the kicker is going to get hurt... so they'd probably stop after one hit. Still you'd get your metal sack to your ass, which would probably hurt pretty badly, especially if it got stuck up there.
Thanks for the horrible mental image. New worst fear...
(Your+name+(optional)): Yus, yus, horrible mental images is what I'm here for.
How about this: After running through a bunch of thorn bushes, falling into the Dead Sea. I think I've invented a new form of torture.
(Your+name+(optional)): Oh man I felt that one... oh also put a lot of jellyfish in there! Just for fucks sake
And then just for the hell of it, adding a bunch of broken sea shells to the bottom of the water. No ones walking out of there.
(Your+name+(optional)): Oh oh and before they get dropped in the dead sea and after they're through the thorn bush, we should put poison ivy!
Great, so now we have: After running through thorn bushes and poison ivy, landing in the Dead Sea that's filled with (malicious) jellyfish and layered with broken sea shells.
Worst mental image, completed.
(Your+name+(optional)): Boy we're pretty cruel, I hope Jigsaw never reads this... or finds us!
Give me a "fun time in the mouth", my first target is your throat. No matter what.
oops my bad..
That guy made me realize why I didn't like Mac n' Cheese
haha alright I didn't mean to... I don't watch that show
Sure you don't. I believe you completely.
I don't even have cable...
how about be original next time instead of copying others (this was also a celebrity's tweet)
Hey and you know whats funny? I just looked through your posts and all but like 2 are unoriginal. Fix your own mistakes before judging others for the exact same thing.
lets be friends now lol
i'm 2.5 years older than you lol
I call everyone kid.. even my parents.
but I don't have a Twitter... I'm really truly sorry it bugged you so much, but if it were that popular of a saying a mod would have deleted the damn post instead of requesting it for POTD. Also, realize only one other person pointed it out (and at least he wasn't fucking rude about it), so it really can't be THAT popular if only two people noticed it was from something else.
apology accepted :)
inb4 blue waffle
(Chauncy Pickles): -shutters-
White ones to match the lite blue exterior of the townhouse?
(Chauncy Pickles): I just realized that this whole thing is because i spelt "shudder" wrong... i'm an idiot.
"Yes, but you're my idiot."
Do you know what this quote is from?
Ugh it's on the tip of my tongue what that's from, but I can't figure it out.
Yeah, not very helpful. :B
no, red ones to correspond with the blue and white ones, therefore matching the American flag.
and bright orange drapes, to match the carpet
I sense a firecrotch joke coming up at some point.
Plus comme le drapeau FRANÇAIS!
... parce que je parle français...
Squeak squeak squeak PICKLE squeak squeak!
... because my tongue was pickled.
(Chauncy Pickles): Were you speaking guinea pig for a while there?
Picklish and Guinea Pig Latin can be difficult to discern from one another from time to time, as both are rooted in Bebebese.
... but I did throw some in there knowing you would sense it.
The vagina has too many holes in the system so it's less effective.
I bet those who don't get this will never get in those holes.
Ovaries are balls for women. They just swing a little... higher.
In more ways than one. ;D
According to the prophecy, this post will become POTD.
According to the prophecy, so will...
... My MOM!
its because having balls makes you a man...and being a man = being tough
It still hurts.
Yeah, you can really drill those things.
Or nail them.
Or hit them.
(Obnoxious.): Or fornicate with.
Or fornicate with YOU!
(Obnoxious.):I bets someone reading this just got turned on.
(Your+name+(optional)): Oh well, I tried. Sucks to be me.
Actually, the POTD is aboot banks today. Maybe sometime in the future, perhaps.
My balls make vaginas...
And a vagina produced your balls. It's a never ending, cycle, really.
Inception is everywhere. :O
Actually, babies are always female before sperm possibly changes the gender with either an x or y chromosome, so TECHNICALLY (key word) you're wrong. Don't think about it too much.
No no.... Babies are genderless until their gender is chosen for them.
Have you ever asked yourself why men have nipples too?
Yes, I like my nipples though...
haha i have so much respect to whoever said this
Actually,sweetie, i'm gonna need you to read the first comment before you do anything. There you go
Its because if you have large enough balls, you can tuck them up your ass for safe keeping
Or at least not a practicing doctor.
I don't understand. :(
pounding also means having sex, and it also means taking a beating from
so it's saying that vaginas can take a pounding, but when you attack a guy's balls, they die like a gameboy that just ran out of battery.
omg! that's sick.
That's not sick! That's SCIENCE!
"blinding me with SCI-ENCE!" bum bum bum.
You're an 11 year old.
hahaha. no im not! im rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks on you!
So you're a condom?
You're damn right she is