Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding, amirite?

inb4 blue waffle sorry folks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): -shutters-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

White ones to match the lite blue exterior of the townhouse?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, red ones to correspond with the blue and white ones, therefore matching the American flag.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and bright orange drapes, to match the carpet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I sense a firecrotch joke coming up at some point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plus comme le drapeau FRANÇAIS! ... parce que je parle français... Squeak squeak squeak PICKLE squeak squeak! ... because my tongue was pickled.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Were you speaking guinea pig for a while there?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Picklish and Guinea Pig Latin can be difficult to discern from one another from time to time, as both are rooted in Bebebese. ... but I did throw some in there knowing you would sense it. wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): I just realized that this whole thing is because i spelt "shudder" wrong... i'm an idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Yes, but you're my idiot." Do you know what this quote is from?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh it's on the tip of my tongue what that's from, but I can't figure it out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kick me in the balls, my first target is your throat. No matter what.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Give me a "fun time in the mouth", my first target is your throat. No matter what.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pretty sure you'll go down if someone pounded your balls, bro. If you don't then those aren't balls

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not if you have BALLS OF STEEL. But even then, ouch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): In that case then the kicker is going to get hurt... so they'd probably stop after one hit. Still you'd get your metal sack to your ass, which would probably hurt pretty badly, especially if it got stuck up there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for the horrible mental image. New worst fear...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Yus, yus, horrible mental images is what I'm here for.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about this: After running through a bunch of thorn bushes, falling into the Dead Sea. I think I've invented a new form of torture.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Oh man I felt that one... oh also put a lot of jellyfish in there! Just for fucks sake

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then just for the hell of it, adding a bunch of broken sea shells to the bottom of the water. No ones walking out of there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Oh oh and before they get dropped in the dead sea and after they're through the thorn bush, we should put poison ivy!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Great, so now we have: After running through thorn bushes and poison ivy, landing in the Dead Sea that's filled with (malicious) jellyfish and layered with broken sea shells. Worst mental image, completed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Boy we're pretty cruel, I hope Jigsaw never reads this... or finds us!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know this is a joke but the testicles produce testosterone, which gives a guy his 'manliness'. So this expression is an acceptable way of saying 'man up'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, actually, it's because you are what you eat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then I must be an M&M. No wonder I've been tasting quite well lately...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg! that's sick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not sick! That's SCIENCE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"blinding me with SCI-ENCE!" bum bum bum.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're an 11 year old.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha. no im not! im rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks on you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you're a condom?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're damn right she is

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It still hurts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In more ways than one. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its because having balls makes you a man...and being a man = being tough sexism :C

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, you can really drill those things. Or nail them. Or hit them. Or bang. Or hammer. Or ram.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Obnoxious.): Or fornicate with.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or fornicate with YOU! smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Obnoxious.):I bets someone reading this just got turned on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POWERSERG!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ANONYMOUS! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ANONYMOUS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Oh well, I tried. Sucks to be me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

According to the prophecy, this post will become POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

According to the prophecy, so will... ... My MOM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls: Post like these make you happy that you have a vagina, especially after reading a bajillion posts about how guys don't bleed through their penis monthly, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha! I don't have to pee out a baby!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls don't pee out a baby either. Obviously no one explained this to you so I feel obligated too. Pee comes out of the Urethra (above the vagina and completely separate from the women's reproductive system), while babies come out of the vagina. Two different places with NOTHING in common.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except they're both a tube. And come out into the vulva. BITCH, you just got served.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Even though it comes out into the vulva it is still two different tubes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anonymous said that the urethra and vagina have nothing in common. Obviously they do, since they are both TUBES and lead to the VULVA. Those are similarities, so therefore his statement is false.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): DEBATE about women's ANATOMY with randomly capitalized WORDS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Could you imagine a debate ABOUT "Grey's Anatomy" being on amirite? I couldn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They actually do have one thing in common. It sucks to have a watermelon-sized thing come out of both, which GUYS WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What watermelon-sized thing comes out of the urethra.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A baby.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A baby comes out of the vagina, not the urethra.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish I could pee out a baby. That'd be frickin' awesome. A baby born as a puddle that later composed itself into a solid, sentient being... Who wouldn't want to be part of such an amazing process? Plus, I bet it'd hurt less, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is almost as weird as that time when I said it was weird being in the room I birthed myself in. Almost, but not quite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well that's the thing. Girls get periods, guys get incapacitated when hit in the balls. No one should be complaining, because both our lives suck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The vagina has too many holes in the system so it's less effective.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hehe...hehe... holes...hehe...puns...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet those who don't get this will never get in those holes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My balls make vaginas...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And a vagina produced your balls. It's a never ending, cycle, really.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inception is everywhere. :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ovaries are balls for women. They just swing a little... higher.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its because if you have large enough balls, you can tuck them up your ass for safe keeping

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AMEN SISTA haha i have so much respect to whoever said this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't understand. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

pounding also means having sex, and it also means taking a beating from so it's saying that vaginas can take a pounding, but when you attack a guy's balls, they die like a gameboy that just ran out of battery.

by Anonymous 13 years ago