-69 You sometimes kiss your pillow and pretend it's your crush, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i have a feeling the people who clicked "No Way" arent being true to themselves....or are out there getting mono. w/e works.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha you kidding? That's reeaaally fuckin weird..... lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i wanted to say something cause no one had commented yet, and i thought it would spark some interest. lol. in all seriousness, it was a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a feeling you're the OP...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even I'm not that desperate, and I've been known to do some crazy things when I'm high on sugar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhhh everybody practices on their arm, not their pillow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DUH.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What are you talking about? I thought everyone practiced with their hands, duh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hold it and pretend it's my crush lolz But I don't kiss it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh, you penetrate it? I getcha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Finally, someone gets me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's really weird...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, but sometimes i kiss my crush and pretend its my crush. WAIT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, I was juust going to say that. Works everytimes!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sometimes I kiss my crush and pretend it's my pillow...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's just creepy and weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was seven I kissed my pillow and pretended it was Tom Felton. Then I stopped because kissing a pillow felt weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believe you are looking for http://isitnormal.com/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My pillow cover has Jack Sparrow on it... so you know... every now and then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You rub yoursef up against him? =P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can's see what you replied, I'm on my crappy phone. But just incase: I take elipses as someone implying something dirty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah...this was dirtier than ellipses...hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I sleep with him every night. Then I throw him in the wash and replace him with a boring old white pillow cover.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sometimes I suck my own dick. Then I pretend it's my crush.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Due to the ambiguity of your comment, I'll have to assume that you're gay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Autofellatio is masturbation.....ehm, not that I'd no anything about that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago