no, but sometimes i kiss my crush and pretend its my crush. WAIT.
Sometimes I kiss my crush and pretend it's my pillow...
Haha, I was juust going to say that. Works everytimes!
My pillow cover has Jack Sparrow on it... so you know... every now and then.
You rub yoursef up against him? =P
I sleep with him every night. Then I throw him in the wash and replace him with a boring old white pillow cover.
Can's see what you replied, I'm on my crappy phone. But just incase: I take elipses as someone implying something dirty.
Nah...this was dirtier than ellipses...
When I was seven I kissed my pillow and pretended it was Tom Felton.
Then I stopped because kissing a pillow felt weird.
Even I'm not that desperate, and I've been known to do some crazy things when I'm high on sugar.
that's really weird...
I dryhumped a life sized bunny stuffed toy when I was in the third grade.
I believe you are looking for http://isitnormal.com/
Sometimes I suck my own dick.
Then I pretend it's my crush.
Due to the ambiguity of your comment, I'll have to assume that you're gay.
Autofellatio is masturbation.....ehm, not that I'd no anything about that.
I hold it and pretend it's my crush lolz
But I don't kiss it
oh, you penetrate it? I getcha
Finally, someone gets me.
Uhhh everybody practices on their arm, not their pillow.
DUH.
What are you talking about? I thought everyone practiced with their hands, duh!
That's just creepy and weird.
i have a feeling the people who clicked "No Way" arent being true to themselves....or are out there getting mono. w/e works.
haha you kidding? That's reeaaally fuckin weird..... lol
i wanted to say something cause no one had commented yet, and i thought it would spark some interest. lol.
in all seriousness, it was a joke.
I have a feeling you're the OP...
no, but sometimes i kiss my crush and pretend its my crush. WAIT.
Sometimes I kiss my crush and pretend it's my pillow...
Haha, I was juust going to say that. Works everytimes!
My pillow cover has Jack Sparrow on it... so you know... every now and then.
You rub yoursef up against him? =P
I sleep with him every night. Then I throw him in the wash and replace him with a boring old white pillow cover.
Can's see what you replied, I'm on my crappy phone. But just incase: I take elipses as someone implying something dirty.
Nah...this was dirtier than ellipses...
When I was seven I kissed my pillow and pretended it was Tom Felton.
Then I stopped because kissing a pillow felt weird.
Even I'm not that desperate, and I've been known to do some crazy things when I'm high on sugar.
that's really weird...
I dryhumped a life sized bunny stuffed toy when I was in the third grade.
I believe you are looking for http://isitnormal.com/
Sometimes I suck my own dick.
Then I pretend it's my crush.
Due to the ambiguity of your comment, I'll have to assume that you're gay.
Autofellatio is masturbation.....ehm, not that I'd no anything about that.
I hold it and pretend it's my crush lolz
But I don't kiss it
oh, you penetrate it? I getcha
Finally, someone gets me.
Uhhh everybody practices on their arm, not their pillow.
DUH.
What are you talking about? I thought everyone practiced with their hands, duh!
That's just creepy and weird.
i have a feeling the people who clicked "No Way" arent being true to themselves....or are out there getting mono. w/e works.
haha you kidding? That's reeaaally fuckin weird..... lol
i wanted to say something cause no one had commented yet, and i thought it would spark some interest. lol.
in all seriousness, it was a joke.
I have a feeling you're the OP...