+410 It's kind of weird how difficult it can sometimes be to fall asleep, since that's literally one of the easiest things you can do. "We'd like you to lie there and not do anything. Don't think or talk either." "So you're asking me not to accomplish anything at all?" "That's right." "I'm sorry, that's too much to ask." Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Can't I just lay here and quietly masturbate?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where is this from? I'm pretty sure I've heard it before . . . Is it from a TV show? I'm going make myself mad trying to figure it out . . .

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Google is your friend

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've googled it every which way. Of course, it was at two in the morning so my googling skills may not have been in their finest hour . . .

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's from one of the Dear Dumb Diary books.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, got it! Phew, thanks. I knew I'd heard it somewhere.

by Anonymous 12 years ago