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Also by Pergenstein-7If you were a murderer you would cut off the buttocks of your victim so that way when they did the autopsy they wouldn't suspect murder because they would think "It's clear that he/she laughed so hard that their buttocks were literally dismembered from their body, therefore it is just an accidental death". amirite?
Also by Pergenstein+14Life doesn't stop for you to tie your shoe, instead it tuns up to you while you bend over, kicks you in the face and sets your shoe on fire. But then sometimes, it picks you back up, pushes you and tells you that you're blocking the sidewalk, amirite?
I know at least in the writing field there's something called "ghostwriting" or something like that, where someone else writes your idea for you. But I don't think you get a very high percentage of the money.