+162 It should be the part of the leaders of each religion's job to permanently duct tape the mouths of those individuals that make the other people of that religion look bad, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Yo! Jesus! We got a live one here!" and "Hey Mohammad! There's an idiot here!" or "HEY BUDDHA MY MAIN MAN!! This guy is making us look like crazy idiots!" "Ohhh Smiiiiith! This guy is telling people about /magnets/! What the hell is up with that!?" <-- My favorite.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We could just duct tape the mouths of all people who spread religion (or anti-religion) and just focus on things like (secular) ethics, science, and philosophy. Anybody with me?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But who will be there to shut up the belligerent atheists?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The big-bang will create a black hole to suck their vocal chords out

by Anonymous 12 years ago