If you don't celebrate July 4th (and you are a US citizen) then you are obviously a terrorist, amirite?

Or a Jehovah's Witness. Jehovah's Witnesses do not identify with terrorists, making all 7.2 million of them living, breathing exceptions to your wholly subjective rule. Therefore, this post is 100 percent false. And a bit idiotic, IMHO. It belongs in the "jokes" category. Feel free to downvote this reply because it doesn't validate your attitude and confirmation bias. If anything, it validates my rationally defensible confirmation bias against the notion that you aren't just some mindless automation who fails at trolling. I think there's a strong correlation between mindless automationism, ethnocentrism (but I repeat myself), and terrorism. Feel free to quote me on that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

cool story bro

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

@1329454 (SWEEt_kittENx41): tell it agian

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tell it ata party.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tell it to all your friends

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@1330304 (BetterThanEzra1119): and tell it to all your family

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tl;dr

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let me condense it for you: Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate any holidays, so they are an exception to this post.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks. I got a little carried away. That's a more effective thesis for one of many common-sense positions that can be taken against this ridiculous claim.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank you, mysterious stranger.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahahahah favorite ! ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love how overused that's become... "But if you don't buy an American made car, then the terrorists win!" "But if you don't go to church every week, then the terrorists win!" "But mommy, if you don't buy Captian Crunch, then the terrorists win!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if you don't have a family to celebrate with? you selfish prick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about friends? Or by yourself? I don't go out and blast fireworks, but I still think I celebrate today.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The family was probably taken by the terrorists

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol, brilliant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I a terrorist because I have nowhere to celebrate it at, nor do I have money to buy things to celebrate it with?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LOLYESLOL

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're nice :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OR A DARN COMMIE

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's not like I hate the US, and not celebrating isn't hurting anyone, I just don't really care enough to go out and celebrate or acknowledge the holiday. UNLESS this post is a joke, in which case I congratulate you on making me laugh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love a good ol' Fourth of July in good ol' 'Murica. If y'all will pardon me, I'ma go drink beer and light fireworks with my many cousins in our trailer park.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Awh sheet son you found me. :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm afraid of fireworks >.< But I guess you could say I celebrated by going to Burger King and buying a chicken sandwich for $1.04 as part of their Fourth of July discount. And I didn't have to work today because Subway closed early. Yay for freedom!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People that DO celebrate the 4th are more like terrorists. Them bombs being launched up into the air like that...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"and the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof to the night, that our flag was still there."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know I know. I wasn't trying to be disrespectful. Just funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I may not like America, but that doesn't mean I want to blow it up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't believe how many people took this so seriously. Just more proof that sarcasm doesn't transfer well over the Internet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah it was just sarcasm and everyone acts like the world is going to end over this post

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Most people who celebrate the 4th of July just use it as an excuse for their heavy drinking

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why the fuck is this voted down? It's pretty obviously a joke..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YES thank you ! lol i don't see why people were getting so upset over this post...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm kinda glad you got flamed though, to be honest. Or we wouldn't have gotten to read that hilariously retarded first comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahaha oh no i don't mind, it's funny how people take sarcasm too seriously. goes to show how some people haven't been out much because they don't understand humor....

by Anonymous 12 years ago