+386 Crushing a beetle is more satisfactory than crushing a spider, because then you might be killing some bitch with a Quick-Quotes Quill who somehow became a journalist, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Do you mean satisfying? Satisfactory does not make as much sense.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They also have that satisfying crunch sound. Not to sound gross and sadistic...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I first read this I was like wow this is so mean but by the time I got to the end I was like ohh I understand now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool, guys. Let's keep acting like Harry Potter isn't completely fictional..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

SHUT UP, YES HE IS. REAL AS FREAKIN SANTA CLAUS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HA.

by Anonymous 12 years ago