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Or Home Depot...... You can do it, we can help.

"I..uh...have been recently..um..having some..kind of...suicidal thoughts." "Oh yeah? JUST DO IT!"

Ahhhh! Clever!

Khauri_Bournes avatar Khauri_Bourne Yeah You Are +53Reply
@Khauri_Bourne Ahhhh! Clever!

That comment sounds like two poets having sex.

Anonymous +50Reply
@That comment sounds like two poets having sex.

You're great in the bed
And at giving me head
You feel so good
Just look at my wood!

Anonymous +40Reply
@Khauri_Bourne Ahhhh! Clever!

Cleaver*

... but my correction came too late...

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are -10Reply

If anyone's going to sponsor a suicide hotline it should be Lowe's.

"I don't have anything to live for!"
"Let's build something together."

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +12Reply

Yeah, Tiger Woods took that slogan a little too litterally.

@Serg Tiger Woods killed himself?!

Not talking about suicide! The "just do it" part.

@_____________ I thought that was the entire thing?

Lots of people saw HIS entire thing. hello smilie

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +33Reply
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@1338314

Something vaguely...

... premiscuous. hello smilie

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +4Reply
@1338314

Promiscuous*

I knew there was another hole somewhere. hello smilie

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are -1Reply

"Suicide hotline, please hold."

Or an abstinence program.

Normas avatar Norma Yeah You Are +38Reply
@Norma Or an abstinence program.

It would be a great slogan if they ever get into the porn business, though

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +22Reply
@Serg It would be a great slogan if they ever get into the porn business, though

This is very true. It wouldn't work for rehabs or DARE programs though.

Normas avatar Norma Yeah You Are +6Reply

Burger King shouldn't either...

"I..I think I'm going to kill myself"
"Have it your way"

HastyCroissants avatar HastyCroissant Yeah You Are +37Reply

"I'm... I'm really upset. I need someone to tell me I'm not in trouble..."
'JUST DO IT!'
"Wha... What? That makes no sense..."
'JUST DO IT!'
"I'm gonna hang up in a second!"
'JUST DO IT?'

-click-

Jeffery's last day at work.

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are +35Reply

Life Lessons by Nike...

Dear Nike,

How do I get people to stop making fun of me for being a virgin?

Sincerely, Steven


Dear Steven,

JUST DO IT!

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +31Reply

Let's see how long this can go without someone who HONESTLY doesn't understand the joke comments here.

MrRites avatar MrRite Yeah You Are +30Reply
@Not gonna happen.

It will now that it's POTD

@Mary It will now that it's POTD

@1338117 (Mary): And that there is the confused person asking "What?"

"Hello...um..yeah. I've been having suicidal thoughts recently...I've been thinking about suicide...everything's falling down around me...."

"Ah, DON'T THINK! JUST DO IT!"

"Huh?"

"I don't think you understand'

Caller kills self

Police comes by

Checks phone records

Realizes the last place he called was the Nike Corporation and not the suicide hotline.

Oops!

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +28Reply
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@1339304

We do NOT abuse the shift key like that! This is slander! Remove those ones immediately!

I want to concentrate on this post, but I am currently clicking on as many nyan cats as possible. Maybe the nyan cats thought "Just do it" meant "Just take over the beta amirite" no smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +15Reply

At first when I read this post, I didn't see the word "never" and thought "wtf is with this POTD?"

TooSweet4Yous avatar TooSweet4You Yeah You Are +12Reply

Who needs a suicide hotline when you have the PHONE SEX INDUSTRY!

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Shadi Who needs a suicide hotline when you have the PHONE SEX INDUSTRY!

(Chauncy Pickles): then you can cry deeply, demand a refund, and then eat a bagel.

Anonymous +10Reply

That's what's called the wrong type of subliminal messaging.

What ever happened to follow-ups?

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Shadi What ever happened to follow-ups?

Ant said "Follow ups, be gone!" And they left.

pb55020s avatar pb55020 Yeah You Are +20Reply
@pb55020 Ant said "Follow ups, be gone!" And they left.

If that was a Pokemon episode, he'd have said "Follow ups, Bagon!"

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Shadi If that was a Pokemon episode, he'd have said "Follow ups, Bagon!"

(Chauncy Pickles): He used Max Repel, and now this site is free from follow-ups for the next 300 steps.

@FlyingGuineaPig (Chauncy Pickles): He used Max Repel, and now this site is free from follow-ups for the next 300 steps.

rare pokemon intro music

Wild Entei appeared!
Entei used Follow Up!

Follow Up: Duhhhh Entei iz awsumz :P

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +7Reply

or Wendy's

"im having some suicidal thoughts, i cant tell whether i should end it or not? i need your opinion."

"You know when it's real."

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are +6Reply

Or my mother.
"I Don't even understand why I want to kill myself."
"Because I said so."

Imagine if suicide hotlines had corporate sponsorship.

"At this difficult time why not try some Dr Pepper, what's the worst that could happen?"

"This attempt at stopping you from killing yourself is brought to you by Loreal, because you're worth it."

"I'm sorry we couldn't help you today sir, but could I interest you in some Oust, it doesn't just cover up bad smells, it get's rid of them."

"Bang, and the dirt is gone."

What if Nike had a brand of condoms? ;)

Anonymous +2Reply
@What if Nike had a brand of condoms? ;)

JUST DO IT...with protection.

Eminnas avatar Eminna Yeah You Are +13Reply

That's life. This is Walgreens.

frown smilie

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are 0Reply

Maybe they'll sponsor just for the hell of it...Maybe they'll sponsor just for the hell of it...

Amazon: "And you're done!"
Capital One: "What's in your wallet?"
GEICO: "15 Minutes Could Save You 15% or More on Car Insurance" ...and hopefully your life.
Staples: "That was easy"
GLAD: "Don't get mad. Get GLAD!"
Miller beer: I think ..."It's Miller time!"

AnnieMcManuss avatar AnnieMcManus Yeah You Are 0Reply

I honestly thought this was about the labor thing in Southern Asia. I now understand.

Nataschaleas avatar Nataschalea Yeah You Are -7Reply
@Way to completely over think the post...

(Your+name+(optional)): Or maybe I pay more attention to things happening around the world than I do to advertising? I honestly didn't know their slogan was 'Just do it' until I looked at the comments.

Nataschaleas avatar Nataschalea Yeah You Are 0Reply

LOL! at the people who vote "No Way" on this.

Batmans avatar Batman Yeah You Are -7Reply

What aboot Mountain Dew?

"I just want to end it all..."
"DO THE DEW!!"

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are -10Reply

What?

Anonymous -23Reply
@Blearslyrarer JUST DO IT.

Don't tell me what to do d smilie

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +30Reply
@What?

I'm right here. Did you need something, sweetie?

Anonymous +36Reply
Anonymous +50Reply
@sorry, he was talking to me.

Oh, my mistake.

@1330956 (Anonymous): If you need anything, I'll be in the kitchen!

Anonymous +23Reply
@Pardon?

Excuse me? ... OH! You mean my sister! Don't worry. Pardon and I are twins, so people mix us up a lot.

Pardon is out right now. She said something about some guy regretting the day he was born or something? I don't know. She sounded REALLY upset though. Typical Pardon, amirite?

Anonymous +21Reply
@BurntToastCastle Was that all one person?

have you ever actually made a burnt toast castle?

and i doubt that was all one person.

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Serg I was one of them

I was one, also! Can you guess What person? I mean which person?

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Shadi I was one, also! Can you guess What person? I mean which person?

hmm smilie why do I have the strange feeling you were the woman?

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +5Reply
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Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +4Reply

Or Justin Bieber, I suppose.
"NEVER SAY NEVERRR...TO SUICIDEE."

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