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Also about suicide hotline
+155If you're against what the suicide hotline does, you should probably kill yourself, amirite?
Also about suicide hotline
+863It would kinda stink if you called the suicide hotline and be put on hold. amirite?
Or Home Depot...... You can do it, we can help.
THATS THE BEST.
I can also help.
Chauncy, this was old before it started.
Just like me. :(
L
"I..uh...have been recently..um..having some..kind of...suicidal thoughts." "Oh yeah? JUST DO IT!"
Ahhhh! Clever!
That comment sounds like two poets having sex.
You're great in the bed
And at giving me head
You feel so good
Just look at my wood!
(Your+name+(optional)): More of your awesome poems please.
First Rule of Truth
Cleaver*
... but my correction came too late...
If anyone's going to sponsor a suicide hotline it should be Lowe's.
"I don't have anything to live for!"
"Let's build something together."
Smooth. Proposing to someone on the brink of suicide. They should call you Keith Stone.
Yeah, Tiger Woods took that slogan a little too litterally.
Tiger Woods killed himself?!
He sure did.
Not talking about suicide! The "just do it" part.
I thought that was the entire thing?
Lots of people saw HIS entire thing.
(Chauncy Pickles): penis
PENIS
Phallus of TRUTH!
Something vaguely...
... premiscuous.
Promiscuous*
I knew there was another hole somewhere.
"Suicide hotline, please hold."
Or an abstinence program.
It would be a great slogan if they ever get into the porn business, though
This is very true. It wouldn't work for rehabs or DARE programs though.
Burger King shouldn't either...
"I..I think I'm going to kill myself"
"Have it your way"
I prefer this approach.
Or McDonald's.
"I can't take it anymore, I hate everyone around me, and I hate life!"
"Budabudada, I'm lovin' it."
No.
Stop.
"I'm... I'm really upset. I need someone to tell me I'm not in trouble..."
'JUST DO IT!'
"Wha... What? That makes no sense..."
'JUST DO IT!'
"I'm gonna hang up in a second!"
'JUST DO IT?'
-click-
Jeffery's last day at work.
Because he was fired from his suicide hotline job?
Life Lessons by Nike...
Dear Nike,
How do I get people to stop making fun of me for being a virgin?
Sincerely, Steven
Dear Steven,
JUST DO IT!
Let's see how long this can go without someone who HONESTLY doesn't understand the joke comments here.
Not gonna happen.
It will now that it's POTD
@1338117 (Mary): And that there is the confused person asking "What?"
"Hello...um..yeah. I've been having suicidal thoughts recently...I've been thinking about suicide...everything's falling down around me...."
"Ah, DON'T THINK! JUST DO IT!"
"Huh?"
"I don't think you understand'
Caller kills self
Police comes by
Checks phone records
Realizes the last place he called was the Nike Corporation and not the suicide hotline.
Oops!
Wait. Scratch that. "Ahh, interesting!"
We do NOT abuse the shift key like that! This is slander! Remove those ones immediately!
I want to concentrate on this post, but I am currently clicking on as many nyan cats as possible. Maybe the nyan cats thought "Just do it" meant "Just take over the beta amirite"
beta fish*
I just let them get huge, then I click them.
It got to the point that one Nyan Cat took over my whole screen.
At first when I read this post, I didn't see the word "never" and thought "wtf is with this POTD?"
Who needs a suicide hotline when you have the PHONE SEX INDUSTRY!
(Chauncy Pickles): then you can cry deeply, demand a refund, and then eat a bagel.
(like a boss)
That's what's called the wrong type of subliminal messaging.
What ever happened to follow-ups?
Ant said "Follow ups, be gone!" And they left.
If that was a Pokemon episode, he'd have said "Follow ups, Bagon!"
(Chauncy Pickles): He used Max Repel, and now this site is free from follow-ups for the next 300 steps.
rare pokemon intro music
Wild Entei appeared!
Entei used Follow Up!
Follow Up: Duhhhh Entei iz awsumz :P
or Wendy's
"im having some suicidal thoughts, i cant tell whether i should end it or not? i need your opinion."
"You know when it's real."
Or my mother.
"I Don't even understand why I want to kill myself."
"Because I said so."
Imagine if suicide hotlines had corporate sponsorship.
"At this difficult time why not try some Dr Pepper, what's the worst that could happen?"
"This attempt at stopping you from killing yourself is brought to you by Loreal, because you're worth it."
"I'm sorry we couldn't help you today sir, but could I interest you in some Oust, it doesn't just cover up bad smells, it get's rid of them."
"Bang, and the dirt is gone."
What if Nike had a brand of condoms? ;)
JUST DO IT...with protection.
That's life. This is Walgreens.
Maybe they'll sponsor just for the hell of it...Maybe they'll sponsor just for the hell of it...
yeah haha... yeah haha...
Amazon: "And you're done!"
Capital One: "What's in your wallet?"
GEICO: "15 Minutes Could Save You 15% or More on Car Insurance" ...and hopefully your life.
Staples: "That was easy"
GLAD: "Don't get mad. Get GLAD!"
Miller beer: I think ..."It's Miller time!"
Verizon: "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??"
I honestly thought this was about the labor thing in Southern Asia. I now understand.
Way to completely over think the post...
(Your+name+(optional)): Or maybe I pay more attention to things happening around the world than I do to advertising? I honestly didn't know their slogan was 'Just do it' until I looked at the comments.
LOL! at the people who vote "No Way" on this.
LOL at you.
What aboot Mountain Dew?
"I just want to end it all..."
"DO THE DEW!!"
What?
JUST DO IT.
Don't tell me what to do
Don't tell me what i cant do!!!!
-LOST reference that no one will get.
Your reference was lost on me
HAHA, it was "lost" on you and the reference was from Lost! Ha!
I need to get out more.
Oh really, because I understood the joke. your such an other.
"your such an other" wat is this i dont even
Its anther Lost reference
otter*
That phrase is used way too much. I'm only on the first season and I'm already sick of people saying it.
:D Locke Ftw!
I GOT IT! :D
I'm right here. Did you need something, sweetie?
sorry, he was talking to me.
Oh, my mistake.
@1330956 (Anonymous): If you need anything, I'll be in the kitchen!
Pardon?
Excuse me? ... OH! You mean my sister! Don't worry. Pardon and I are twins, so people mix us up a lot.
Pardon is out right now. She said something about some guy regretting the day he was born or something? I don't know. She sounded REALLY upset though. Typical Pardon, amirite?
Was that all one person?
have you ever actually made a burnt toast castle?
and i doubt that was all one person.
I was one of them
I was one, also! Can you guess What person? I mean which person?
Or Justin Bieber, I suppose.
"NEVER SAY NEVERRR...TO SUICIDEE."
Unless Justin Beiber is the one committing suicide.
Don't be a rude, brah.
I sincerely apologize man.