You don't like the FML posts that are genuinely sad, i.e. "My girlfriend broke up with me and now I'm homeless." They're better when they're comical or ironic, amirite?

I completely agree. Just read one the other day where a woman worked two jobs for months to save up for a vacation only for her boyfriend to clear our the account for a damn motorcycle without telling her. I know there's a chance it's not real, but still!