If you want to go on a good diet, try the vowel diet (only eat foods that begin with vowels). You will have very little to chose from and will lose weight, amirite?

+206 If you want to go on a good diet, try the vowel diet (only eat foods that begin with vowels). You will have very little to chose from and will lose weight, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck that, I'll just eat oreos.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I could disagree... Oreos Icecream and enchiladas

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A diet of raw eggs sounds splendid!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omelets?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stupid as fuck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having less to choose from wouldn't change the quantity of food you eat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is quite true. My bad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Iced tea, iced soda, iced coffee... I could live. Mmmm, oreos. Apples would be my movie snack. I guess you could try to lose weight, but really it just narrows it down and makes it harder to choose healthy foods. I'm underweight but that's okay cuz I'm short too and I have an ok BMI. Am I rambling? Ok.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's a line from Red Vs. Blue, for those who don't know. It's fuckin hilarious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Icee Pops, oreos, onion rings. I'm all set :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A pizza A burger A anything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And it would expand your vocabulary!

by Anonymous 13 years ago