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It's not fair how girls can control us with their boobs, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
You've seen that episode of manswers right? If a guy stares at a girls boobs for a certain amount of time he can actually be hypnotized.
by Anonymous13 years ago
well now I am convinced that all women are apart of a cult set out to destroy the world using only their breasts....which doesn't really sound like a bad thing.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well maybe we are :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why don't you get started on that now?
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's just funny. Guys seem so intelligent when they hang out with each other. Then they see boobs and they are like :U yes.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Speaking as a guy, I think guys seem stupider when they hang out with each other.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I see what you mean. But it's like if a girl wears a hoodie he's like can't see boobs, okay. I gotta impress her to let the boobs come out again.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's just not fair.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I second the unfairness. I try so hard to hold power in social circles with my considerably hefty man boobs, but to no avail! It causes me to weep into my body pillow for hours every night!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Try changing up the cleavage ratio, and make sure to keep any hair nicely trimmed.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Get some self control! All you have to do is take a nice long look, absorb the image into your mind, and then take a nice 15 minute bathroom break. Possibly less. Repeat as many times as necessary until you can think straight again.
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