+102 It's not fair how girls can control us with their boobs, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You've seen that episode of manswers right? If a guy stares at a girls boobs for a certain amount of time he can actually be hypnotized.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well now I am convinced that all women are apart of a cult set out to destroy the world using only their breasts....which doesn't really sound like a bad thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well maybe we are :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why don't you get started on that now? hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's just funny. Guys seem so intelligent when they hang out with each other. Then they see boobs and they are like :U yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Speaking as a guy, I think guys seem stupider when they hang out with each other.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see what you mean. But it's like if a girl wears a hoodie he's like can't see boobs, okay. I gotta impress her to let the boobs come out again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's just not fair.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I second the unfairness. I try so hard to hold power in social circles with my considerably hefty man boobs, but to no avail! It causes me to weep into my body pillow for hours every night!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Try changing up the cleavage ratio, and make sure to keep any hair nicely trimmed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Get some self control! All you have to do is take a nice long look, absorb the image into your mind, and then take a nice 15 minute bathroom break. Possibly less. Repeat as many times as necessary until you can think straight again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHA. Defs true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago