+386 Harry, Ron, and Hermione are going to have loads of stories to tell their children, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So kids. You wanna know how I defeated the dark lord? Well first I've gotta tell you about the time your uncle Ron and aunt Hermione had a contest to see who could eat as many Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans without hurling. baaa ba ba ba baaaa ba ba ba baaaa.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Doubt it, since the author stopped writing about those fictional characters

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Hey, Son, have I ever told you the story of how I defeated Lord Voldemort?" "Uh, only about a billion times!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And they hired a muggle slave by the name of JK Rowling to write their kids a book.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol only around 7...

by Anonymous 12 years ago