+345 How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side! amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How many times do you have to elect Obama to the presidency before he institutes socialist policies? 1.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey. Both of you. Stop. This was supposed to be a light hearted joke making fun of a disability. Let's not make this political.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is horribly funny!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow this one caught me off guard I'm still laughing, pure awsome!

by Anonymous 12 years ago