+309 You can't say, "karma's a bitch!" when you are actively excluding and being mean to someone because you think they deserve it. That's not karma being a bitch, that's you, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"You're going to prison for the rest of your life because the jury found you guilty of a crime you obviously didn't commit? Karma's a bitch!" You hear things like this all the time, but you rarely, if ever, hear people say karma's a bitch when something that could actually be attributed to karma happens.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Idk... I don't like that Karma girl. She's always tripping me when I get onto the bus.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's funny, all the girls named Karma I've ever met have been bitches. Cruel twist of fate, I guess.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How many girls named Karma have you met??

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Anonymous):Well... 1 (ashamed)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The point here kids, is that everybody and everything is a bitch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Even Winnie the Pooh?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Every rule has an exception.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Correction: Karma's a beautiful woman.

by Anonymous 12 years ago