+138 You wonder what would happen if you watched the video from the Ring and you weren't near a phone, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

She'll add you as a friend on Facebook.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

win. just win.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

whenever authors describe someone’s skin as being “milky white” it always makes me want to read a book where someone’s skin is described as being, “chocolate milky brown.” in fact i want everything described to me in terms of milk. “it was cold. cold like a cold glass of milk.” “the floor was wet, like someone had just spilled milk all over it.” “it looked like a glass of milk, because it was.”

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What a bizarre place to leave such a comment.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

@altp lol'd

by Anonymous 11 years ago