You wonder what would happen if you watched the video from the Ring and you weren't near a phone, amirite?

She'll add you as a friend on Facebook.

whenever authors describe someone’s skin as being “milky white” it always makes me want to read a book where someone’s skin is described as being, “chocolate milky brown.” in fact i want everything described to me in terms of milk. “it was cold. cold like a cold glass of milk.”
“the floor was wet, like someone had just spilled milk all over it.”
“it looked like a glass of milk, because it was.”