+576 It's funny how animals respond to the tone of words and not the words themselves. If you screamed "GET OVER HERE FLUFFY I LOVE YOU" at it, it would run away and hide, but if you sweetly and softly tell it to "Come here so I can break your legs and put you in a stew", it'll probably walk right over, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm no genie, but I think that has to do with the fact that they don't speak the same language as us... just like if you did that to a person who doesn't speak the same language, they would react similarly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

genie?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes I'm no genie so I don't know much about humans and I'm no veteran so I don't really know that much about animals either :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't see how fighting in a war gives you knowledge on animals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm? What do you mean? I think you're thinking of veterinarian! A veteran is who you take your pet to, when they're sick!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

veteran? so you fought in a war?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's veterinarian, buddy!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

C'mon gimme a little sympathy here

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ha ok but only cuz you made me laugh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's okay. I'm not a genie either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a genie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha. Just walk up to some chinese guy in a super friendly tone "Choke on some rice you yellow son of a bitch" and he'll be like :D yaah!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(I dont hate asians.): It'd be extremely awkward if he spoke English too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*sweet baby voice-* come here you dumb dog, come here! You are so dumb! Yes you are! Haha, awwe! You dumbass dog! *dog* RUFF! :D I did something like this to a girl I know. I hate her and she couldn't hear me when she saw me, so I waved and smiled saying "Hey, bitch. :] I fucking hate you!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the "come here so I can break your legs and put you in a stew" is what truly makes this post amazing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its the same thing talking to a baby, it doesnt matter what you say, but its how you say it that deppends if they would cry or laugh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I laughed much more than I should've at this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago