When you sit on someone's lap, you always try to sit really still, because you're scared of annoying the person who's lap you're sitting on, amirite?

+291 When you sit on someone's lap, you always try to sit really still, because you're scared of annoying the person who's lap you're sitting on, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like in that awkward game of "truth or dare" where I had to sit on my ex-boyfriend's lap for an hour. In front of his current girlfriend.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When girls sit on my lap I try to stay still and not pop a boner into their ass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or of looking like I'm subtly trying to give them a lap dance.

by Anonymous 12 years ago