Elementary schools make no sense. They give everyone those safety scissors with all the plastic and rounded edges, so you're sitting there struggling trying to cut a piece of paper and then in the back of the room there's these huge paper cutters that could chop a limb off, but...

+219 Elementary schools make no sense. They give everyone those safety scissors with all the plastic and rounded edges, so you're sitting there struggling trying to cut a piece of paper and then in the back of the room there's these huge paper cutters that could chop a limb off, but nobody's even watching them, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://www.we7.com/song/Gary-Gulman/Elementary-School

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We had to get our own sissors so we could pick any pair we wanted mwahaha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was in fourth grade, some dumbass kid tried to cut a freaking wood block in half with one of those paper cutters.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

In my art room there's a big blade for cutting construction papers.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Maybe it is a learning opportunity if a kid cuts something off everyone learns to stay away from things that are not their business.

by Anonymous 7 years ago