+1,937 A more fun way to play hangman is instead of stopping once they've hung someone, start hanging another person. So at the end, you'll be like, "You killed three people to spell the word 'fluffy.' Are you happy with yourself?" Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't think of a single Hangman game I've played where I would have been able to complete 2 people before finishing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not necessarily. Like when I want to be a dick, I do czar. That's really hard. And rhythm really throws people off, because there are no vowels. I'm a boss at hangman.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/619942

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhm, how is "a" not a vowel?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is, there's no "a" in rhythm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I misread, I thought it said, "and the rhythm really throws people off..." There's still a vowel, though: the "y."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Killing three people to spell a word with 4 different letters in it? How many letters does your alphabet have?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

26 letters - 4 letters (in the word fluffy) - q,x,z (uncommon letters you wouldn't guess) = 19 19/6 (the number of guesses in most hangman games) = 3 and 1/6 that means if you killed three guys to spell fluffy then you would only have 1 good letter left... you would really suck at hangman...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

reminds me of Jim Carey in the Number 23..... d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nerd sniped!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"How? How do you kill 35 people to spell 'Earth'?!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Is there an X?" "No." "How about an X?" "You already asked me that." "I know. I like X."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You like X? What a coincidence, i have plenty of S E.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy fuck you're smooth

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I am definitely not chunky.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that took me forever to get the joke. wary damn it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One could say that you have an eXcess of X's

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you addicted to ecstasy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, she's addicted to meth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is there a 7?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wary yes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FGFqrJT58

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They should've counted the second "q" for bonus points

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Batman Symbol should raise your money to the fifth power

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It has to be this batman symbol, though http://dc153.4shared.com/img/maOqK-ZM/Batman_Symbol.jpg?async

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No that one means you get to bang the letter girl

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well that explains a lot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vsF1f5uWsGDsh0au5

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your voice will do just as good

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, that was my plan. I was actually gonna make some voice thing about who is gonna comment, Ie "Someone, probably Brett will insult someone and get 10 loves, some Anon will ask what the post means and get voted down 20" etc., and hope everyone would be like "OMG AUSTRALIAN ACCENT LOVE LOVE LOVE"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now you see, if I tried that someone would overhear and think that I'm insane... "Who the hell is Simon?" etc.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, yeah, I was actually saving it for today, because I don't have to go Uni on Thursdays, and everyone else is at work wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i imagined your voice to be much deeper...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haven't gone through male puberty yet :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hehe "pro boner"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love that part. "q, another q, uh a third q..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I usually just add more pictures to the stick people, like hair and clothes. But this way sounds pretty awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Conversely, you could stop after drawing just the head, body, and arms and say, "I hope you're happy. You just killed an amputee with no legs." Then you go on and on about how he lost his legs serving in the army for his country. How he was a double agent and without him, we would have lost the war countless times and Hitler would rule the world. Then you start on his family: how his wife had terminal cancer and who would raise the children after she was gone now that their father was gone too? They'd become orphans, and very poor ones at that. They were the only two to attend their mother's funeral. Little 9-year-old Becky and her 6-year-old brother Johnny. Without a family outside of each other, they end up in the streets. Johnny died in a gutter in Becky's arms as people walked by without a passing glance. He looked up into her eyes and with his last dying breath, he whispered, "Becky... I can see Mommy and Daddy... They're calling to me... Becky... I have to go... I have to go... See you again soon..." She rested her head on his, tears rolling down her face. She slowly drifted off into sleep, never to wake again. All because you couldn't figure out the word "riffraff."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Be right back. I have to friend- follow you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm hung and i am offended. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That smiley makes absolutely no sense for the comment or post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's saying he has a big schlong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How, how, HOW do you kill 26 people to guess 'pshdkeichdk'?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The point of hangman is to use actual words, because if we could make up words mine would be !@#$%^&*()_+.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A) that's not even letters, so that wouldn't count and B) pshdkeichdk is a real word. (pah-sheh-dek-eye-kek-de-kuh) It means 'to blubber like a blithering idiot from the old country when flabbergasted.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've looked it up in a lot of online dictionary and I can't find anything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Troll'd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to play hangman by drawing eyes, ears, nose, mouth, shirt, and shoes. It was basically impossible to lose when you played with me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always drew his arm being bent and a gun if they were incompetent. "Dude, you're hanging a cowboy with a mullet and a pistol about to shoot some cattle, STOP BEING A DUMBASS!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One time i was a bitch and made it 30 "X's" and a "Z" what a fun game that was.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://myfacewhen.com/i/436.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you take that long to spell the word fluffy, than you deserve to be hung.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you can't spell then, then you deserve to be hung... jk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What does a Jewish Kid have to do with hangman?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have everything to do with hangman.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hanged... I feel bad correcting God.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh my god, how dare you say such a thing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and why do we always have to play hangman with a BLACK pen or marker? Coincidence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because white marker won't show up on cut up bed sheets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cut up bed sheets? :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's black marker on white paper cause the poor guy is surrounded by KKK members.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahahashahahaha! Omg you made my night :) Fuck the KKK. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think they would let me, cause I'm Jewish and all. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let you what? :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck the KKK

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would you want to fuck the KKK? It's not like they've done any harm to anybody.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your username describes you perfectly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No way

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I played hang man more than once with a red marker, and loads of times with blue... And black pens/markers are the most used kinds of pens/markers to draw or write ANYTHING, not just play hangman, so.... :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was a joke :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I knew that, heh heh... D: I fail, right

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fluffy is a 3-headed dog, it needs to be fed 3 people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I prefer parachute man: draw a parachute, and a little stick person underneath. Then draw lots of lines from the person to the parachute (the parachute strings). Under the person, draw a large, hungry looking shark or some other scary thing, with its mouth open ready to eat the little person. Then play hangman as usual, but if someone makes a wrong letter-guess, rub out one of the parachute strings...As the parachute strings start disappearing, you can draw a worried looking face on the person etc.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It takes a whole village to spell child. *End Lame joke*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminded me of Children of the corn :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I cheat at hangman. wary When I draw the body, I add a leg. Usually nobody catches on. ... Cool story bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Cool story kitty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right, thanks for the correction.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always use "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog," when I play hangman. My friends never guess wrong, and it really pisses me off...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should use "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz" instead. It has less letters, so the player is not as likely to guess correctly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, thanks for the tip! I'll own now!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Um, I'll take Z... 4... Q... another Q... a third Q... and the batman symbol." "Ok no help there, fifteen seconds if you wanna guess." "Is it Alex Karras in Webster?" "... I ... don't believe it." "Oh my God I just took a shot in the dark!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol family guy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Indeed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. But That's the link BreakfastFan posted above.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

imagine if this is how we settled world issues. "Ok Ladies and Gentlemen, next up in our game of Hangman, Barack Obama vs the members of Al Qaeda!" *applause* alright Qaeda! the puzzle is _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "hmmmm.... how bout an M?" "Nope, sorry, Looks like Obama is gonna come home in wheel chair! go ahead and cut off his right foot, Vanna White!" obama: "what?? wait! AGHGGHHG!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They should've known what the game entailed once i started playing...im a terrible guesser (cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago